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Edytowany przez użytkownika Etheric Peace:
9/5/2015 6:34:01 AM
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Things women do that piss you off? Who bumped this? lol
For me, it would probably have to be that they take FOREVER in showers and when they use the bathroom. I understand the need to look cute, but does it really take 20 minutes after a 30 minute shower to do so? Some days...[spoiler]Yes, I understand not all women take long showers or take long to look pretty. And for your information, I don't rush my girl. She can have all the time in the world if she pleases.[/spoiler] This is one thing. Guys...Please try to keep it clean and fair. [spoiler]You will get your turn as well girls. Just wait...[/spoiler]
Quote of the day: "Once you understand the nature of something, you understand what it's capable of."
EDIT: If this post gets anymore negative responses, I'm closing it. As much as you and me want to have fun, sometimes people get a little too intense in the comments. Please respect each other.
EDIT: 300 posts! Thanks guys and some gals. I enjoy reading your feedback and trying to relate with each and every one of you! A burger for you:
EDIT: It turns out there are a few feminists in this post. Please do not feed into them, the only thing you are doing is letting them win. They have the right to post whatever they want, it's up to you if you want it to anger or make you feel bad. If you are female, you should not even be here, unless you can handle the things guys will say.
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5 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika WTheRegulator: 8/16/2015 6:19:57 AMThey keep screaming some random dudes name during sex. Who the hell is "Rap[b]e[/b]"?
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I hate it when they skip over me with their special treats. :( [spoiler]I never asked anyway.[/spoiler]
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8 OdpowiedziWhen something's wrong, you ask them what's wrong, and they say it's nothing even though it's obviously something that bugs them. [spoiler][b][i][u]JUST -blam!-ING TELL ME WHATS WRONG[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźWhen I can't piss on them. [spoiler]no pun intended.[/spoiler]
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Harryyerawizard: 8/10/2015 10:38:12 PMIn the trunk of my car with tape over their mouths. What I'm getting at is dead or silent. [spoiler]wait what was the question again... Cause that's how I like em whoops.[/spoiler]
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1 Odpowiedź"You're going to wear that?" [spoiler]yes! You fning bitch! That's why I put it on, idiot![/spoiler]
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8 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika SGT DUPREY: 8/9/2015 3:34:19 AMThe double standard, the mocking, the once you're dating(as a male) you are property, and the expecting special treatment while walking over me.(they try the special treatment bit, it lasts about 30 seconds before they're told off politely). The "victim", & "princess" mentality. When they tell me to smile or be happy, I prefer not to show my emotion(s).
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2 OdpowiedziEverything [spoiler]exept for making me a sandwich[/spoiler]
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This isn't so much about women, just people in general. People that will circle a parking lot a hundred times for a closer parking space. For the love of God just park wherever and walk it won't freakin' kill you! Or the people that see you exiting a store and wait for you to go to your car holding up other people behind them in the hopes of getting your spot. I'll admit it, I'll be an asshole about it. I'll go to my car and act like I'm fidgeting around looking for something. Or back when I smoked I'd light up a cig and just sit there. They eventually get pissed off and leave in a huff.
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I hate women with vaginas. We get it. You have sex
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3 OdpowiedziWhen fat girls think being 250 lbs is good.
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6 OdpowiedziWhen they don't text you back and then like a week later they text you something along the lines of "Why are you mad at me?" or "Why are you ignoring me?" this shits happened on multiple occasions
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12 OdpowiedziWhen my crush thinks she's fat but she's literally perfect
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6 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Promethean241: 9/5/2015 1:40:13 PMYou're walking in Walmart. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot her Megan the Fox She's dry humping you Not even inch back She gets down on all fours She wiggles her ass for you! Megan the Fox You're looking for the exit But you're all turned around. Shes almost upon you now And you can see there's blood between her legs My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your dignity (From Megan the Fox.) She's brandishing a dildo (It's Megan the Fox.) Lurking in the aisles Hollywood superstar Megan the Fox Living in the walmart (Megan the Fox.) Killing for sport, (Megan the Fox.) Ràping all the bodies Actual whore, Megan the Fox Now it's dark and you seem to have lost her, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a whore, You creep silently through the aisles A-ha! In the distance, It's the manager! Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your penis! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your penis, (Quiet, quiet.) Awkwardly moving toward the manager (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're right in front of him Standing right next to him, Megan the fox Sucking his penis (Megan the Fox.) But she doesn't hear you draw near, (Megan the Fox.) You're sneaking up behind her, Strangling superstar Megan the Fox Fighting for your dignity with Megan the Fox, Wrestling a dildo from Megan the Fox Stab it in her titty! Safe at last from Megan the Fox! You limp into the dark walmart Blood oozing from your stump genital But you have won. You have beaten Megan the Fox
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When they forget to make gravy
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69 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika savage coco: 8/9/2015 1:51:07 AMBreathe
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8 OdpowiedziNot being sacrificed to satan
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2 OdpowiedziHow they argue with emotions rather than brains and how they're all for equality until they have to do something they don't want to do. We should bring back chivalry. Knights and stuff, because it's only gonna get worse. Sorry for the rant.
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4 OdpowiedziDon't last as long as me and tell me masturbate when they're tired
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1 OdpowiedźIt really pisses me off when they dont wanna lick my asshole ! >:(
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When they lead you the fu[i]c[/i]k on for longer than I'd like to share. As far as I'm concerned now, they're only good for sex.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Toph_Houdy: 9/5/2015 6:16:02 PMsometimes they dont get that guys arent mind readers and cant tell what they want and also some of them cant see how beautiful and great they actually are
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When they whisper to each other right in front of you. My GF does this all the time and it pisses me off
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1 Odpowiedź[url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]
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A Horse who is also my wife
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2 OdpowiedziThey're always looking to start shit.
