I'll start:
A cursed thrall and a supplicant fell in love.
Your turn!
Edit:
Maybe I should've asked for fictional stories, but all the answers that are true are also hilarious in a very sad (because they're true) kind of way... So keep it up.
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#Destiny
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My name is SulfonicDoor069, and I'm happy to be here.
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika Riddick6969: 8/8/2015 6:40:25 AMThe story directer leaves destiny for halo... Wait a minute!!!!!
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The main story
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I was about to bone my girlfriend down at the lake, but suddenly she yelled. So I looked up, and it was Bigfoot. Then I went back to bone her but the mosquitos were going crazy and she said that there was no way.
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3 OdpowiedziI finally got the Gjhallerhorn after hours of grinding. My brother dismantled it when I went to the bathroom. He even recorded it on his phone.
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3 OdpowiedziTimmy went on Poe 35 and at the treasure room got kicked Then went on Crotas end hard and did not get a LENGEDARYS or extiocs
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Titans. And there is a destiny story?
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A proud person finally got the crux! So for the husk they farmed And farmed And farmed And died
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White Nail.
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2 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Snowy Night Fury: 8/9/2015 4:33:38 AMOnce there was a boy named Jimmy. When Jimmy turned 13 on the day Destiny released, he begged his mom to buy him Destiny. She agreed, and he was overjoyed. He had little time to play, due to so many activities. He could play 1-2 hours a day. After 2 weeks, of grinding with the little time he had, he finally got to level 20. The day after Jimmy got very sick. He begged his mom to keep letting him play, but she refused until he got better. A week later he was feeling a lot better, and was finally able to play again. On the first mission he did he got a legendary engram, Jimmy was overjoyed. He was playing on a hunter, with no other characters. When he arrived back at the tower, he rushed to Master Rahool. He was so anxious of what legendary or exotic helmet he would get. He received a rare warlock helmet. He cried for days, suffering of the damage Master Rahool did to his young heart. He was left scarred and vowed to never play Destiny again.
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Today it took me 10+ games to get the 15 super kills bounty. I've never struggled more in my life.
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1 OdpowiedźWell... One day, a friendship was born. Randal the Vandal and Hank the Shank were right side by side just like any normal shank and vandal. Their friendship was born when they were the last two fallen standing in the battlefield. They killed every vex in their way, and they decided to join the queen's troops. They both became a high rank in their field and Skolas became very close friends. They had a huge party with a bunch of orange soda and fadora's. Skolas, Hank, Randal, Petra, the Queen, Uldren, and many more where at the party. They had shanks making soda, and we're playing a game called destiny. Hank hated the game, so he threw soda at the console. Then everyone had diarrhea from the soda and had strippers come. Eventually the party ended. The end.
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Once upon a time Bungie delete all our characters and vault equipment because we didn't finish the throw money at screen ritual. The very salty gamers rose up and created irl NLB's and mailed them to Bungie. The amount of mail drown the Bungie offices and spilt into the server room, breaking them in the process. And thus no one was able to play destiny again. But worst of all, xur still didn't sell jelly corn that week.
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The Actual StoryLine of Destiny...
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Deadly: 8/9/2015 5:28:58 AMKabr lived in the tower alone, belived to be the brother of the speaker. He always loved his brother(s), and he soon fell in love with the stranger. During his first raid, while bringing his love, the stranger. He ventured deep into vog, although unaware of the large door closing behind him. They were both trapped. Kabrs girlfriend was trapped inside vog with him. Nowhere left to run. He quickly grabbed a head off the vex and wore it- to disguise himself as a vex. He told the stranger he would be back in time to get married. So he went off searching for a way out of the vault. But soon he realized the vex had surrounded him. The vex engaged in a ritual around him, the armor he was wearing melted onto his skin, turning him to a vex. He tried to remove the armor but it was to hard. He tried to escape back to where the stranger was hiding, by the time he got back to her, he was already turned half vex, and the stranger whipped out her rifle, and killed it, just like a normal vex. Unknowing she just killed her fiancé. She noticed something differnt about the body, so she brought it to the speaker. The speaker dropped to his knees mourning. The stranger asked- what is it. The speaker replied: your future husband. Since then she has cut off her life and went into hiding, she only sees guardians who have more light than others. Upon shooting kabr, the rifle has been in a constant stage of glitching, which cause the light to emit out of the tip.
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1 OdpowiedźOnce upon a time... Destiny was released. ~THE END~
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2 Odpowiedzi11 months still no gjallarhorn The -blam!-ing end
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Destiny's story Xur every week Raid rewards Crux not dropping Husk of the pit not dropping Sony. Just Sony.
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There once was an ugly Ogre, who was so ugly, everyone died. The end. [spoiler]I said this when my friend died in the first part of CE because of the Ogre.[/spoiler]
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A thrall jumped in front of Urrox to save him from a Nova Bomb :(
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2 OdpowiedziAll the people in the last city see guardians as heroes.......unbeknownst to them they kick a large purple ball around, dance with each other routinely, and tea-bag the heck out of everyone instead of protecting the people.
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3 OdpowiedziOnce upon a time a happy Ogre stumbled out onto the surface of Moon, wonderfully joyous about life he was skipping along until suddenly he ran into a guardians sparrow and tripped into the Hellmouth and died. FIN
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Dwleteing 2 of my 3 khovstovs
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My guardian was a mob snitch, that's why his body was in the trunk of an old beater.
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A sad destiny story you say...... 500+ hours and you guessed it............... no Ghorn