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Edytowany przez użytkownika CanuckCaliber:
7/27/2015 7:52:07 AM
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Chuck Norris jokes: Destiny Style
I'll start:
- Chuck Norris has a 365 khvostov
- Chuck Norris doesn't fly to planets - they fly to him
- The lighthouse is where Chuck Norris lives
- Chuck Norris locked the Vex in the Vault of Glass
- Every round is a one hit final round for Chuck Norris... in his auto rifle
Any others? I'm not great with lore but I get the feeling that lore would make some great ones. (I will put up honorable mentions)
SuitedDust26277: chuck Norris gave birth to oryx
ForgetfulDrunk: Crota's shield doesn't regen in the "Presence of Chuck Norris"
AxeColossus: atheon had to ask chuck Norris what time it was
LankeeClipper: the impending doom that Rasputin saw coming wasn't the darkness, it was Chuck Norris
Cloudless9: gorgons try to be stealthy to avoid the chuck Norris gaze
Mxadvent: chuck Norris is the reason the cabal are running
RedDeadWeight81: the lighthouse tries to get to Chuck Norris every weekend
ElectroClaw: Before they fought Chuck Norris, the fallen were called the Standing
ThatShaunGuy: Skolas checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before he sleeps
RejectedShot: Chuck Norris can blink... on his titan
AngryBovine1419: Xur waits for Chuck Norris to arrive
Prinze: No matter your level, chuck Norris will always appear with "???" next to his name
YoSoyJackBauer1: The only bounty that Chuck Norris can't do is the post mortem bounty
AnimeFreak0: When you shoulder charge Chuck Norris... YOU die
Dalmori: All of the vault space we're missing... Chuck Norris has it
RagingPandaKC: Chuck Norris once killed the entire opposing team... then he spawned in
UraniumBoss235: RNGesus prays to Chuck Norris
Becket113: Chuck Norris can reload golden gun
TackyKid45: Chuck Norris once used fist of havoc, it is now known as "the big bang"
Nova_FrostV2: Crota's Oversoul was destroyed by Chuck Norris's gaze
Agito: Aksor refused to get out of his cell when he saw Chuck Norris
English
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Chuck Norris has found all 20 chests in the Vault of Glass raid..... Twice
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8 OdpowiedziChuck norris once heard that no one could beat him so he tracked down no one and killed him.
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The shield brothers crashed into the dreadnaught cause Chuck Norris farted .
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Chuck Norris defines Destiny itself. Whenever he enters the game. It becomes his domain.
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Once lord Shaxx gets 5 kills in crucible he's given the relentless medal... because he's already merciless
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Chuck Norris got the Last Word on the Last Word
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Chuck Norris banged Eris once, and now she has three eyes and constantly cries.
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Before The Traveler met Chuck Norris it went by Brian and liked fantasy football
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Omfg these are amazing. Haven't laughed so hard at a post I forever. Good compilation giving credit too.
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Chuck Norris solo'd King's Fall as a No-gun run. Chuck Norris is the Sleeper Simulant. That's why we can't find it -because everyone knows YOU don't find Chuck Norris, HE finds YOU. The Traveler is running from the Darkness... but the Darkness is running from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris got a 7th Column, Phantom, and We Ran Out of Medals with one bullet... while in Patrol. The Gorgons were erased from existence by Chuck's Gaze.
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Chuck norris does not have to wait 1 week, for him its allways armsday
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Chuck norris has no time to explain
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Chuck norris has a year 2 gjallarhorn
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Kennywaspro: 10/3/2015 7:42:15 PMChuck Norris created crucible mayhem so other players could have a taste of what its like to play as a chuck norris Chuck Norris tells oryx which platform to slam His touch of malice gives him health on the last round Chuck Norris played court of oryx and summoned crotas fanatic and proceeded to kill him with crotas oversoul
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The Architects died trying to kill Chuck Norris he didn't even notice
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Chuck Norris sneezed once, thus begun the golden age.
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Dead Orbit was called Alive Orbit before they fought with Chuck Norris.
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3 OdpowiedziPlease nerf Chuck Nor......hold on there's someone at my door.
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Chuck Norris HAS time to explain.
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Chuck killed Atheon with a round house and revealed its hidden secret ------ bruce lee walked out the time gate and killed him. Chuck was forever lost in the corners of time close thread
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Chuck Norris killed Xylar
