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Edytowany przez użytkownika CanuckCaliber:
7/27/2015 7:52:07 AM
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Chuck Norris jokes: Destiny Style
I'll start:
- Chuck Norris has a 365 khvostov
- Chuck Norris doesn't fly to planets - they fly to him
- The lighthouse is where Chuck Norris lives
- Chuck Norris locked the Vex in the Vault of Glass
- Every round is a one hit final round for Chuck Norris... in his auto rifle
Any others? I'm not great with lore but I get the feeling that lore would make some great ones. (I will put up honorable mentions)
SuitedDust26277: chuck Norris gave birth to oryx
ForgetfulDrunk: Crota's shield doesn't regen in the "Presence of Chuck Norris"
AxeColossus: atheon had to ask chuck Norris what time it was
LankeeClipper: the impending doom that Rasputin saw coming wasn't the darkness, it was Chuck Norris
Cloudless9: gorgons try to be stealthy to avoid the chuck Norris gaze
Mxadvent: chuck Norris is the reason the cabal are running
RedDeadWeight81: the lighthouse tries to get to Chuck Norris every weekend
ElectroClaw: Before they fought Chuck Norris, the fallen were called the Standing
ThatShaunGuy: Skolas checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before he sleeps
RejectedShot: Chuck Norris can blink... on his titan
AngryBovine1419: Xur waits for Chuck Norris to arrive
Prinze: No matter your level, chuck Norris will always appear with "???" next to his name
YoSoyJackBauer1: The only bounty that Chuck Norris can't do is the post mortem bounty
AnimeFreak0: When you shoulder charge Chuck Norris... YOU die
Dalmori: All of the vault space we're missing... Chuck Norris has it
RagingPandaKC: Chuck Norris once killed the entire opposing team... then he spawned in
UraniumBoss235: RNGesus prays to Chuck Norris
Becket113: Chuck Norris can reload golden gun
TackyKid45: Chuck Norris once used fist of havoc, it is now known as "the big bang"
Nova_FrostV2: Crota's Oversoul was destroyed by Chuck Norris's gaze
Agito: Aksor refused to get out of his cell when he saw Chuck Norris
English
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ValeæntMmm... Soil - stary
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Chuck Norris has time to explain.
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Chuck Norris wiped the gorgon with his stare
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Hydro MDG: 10/31/2015 2:25:39 PMThe lighthouse was made as a way to find people to fight chuck norris. The new subclasses were made just to compete with chuck norris Chuck Norris is why are killed by the architects. They can not kill him so they take out their frustration out on us.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get torn between dimensions, dimensions get torn between Chuck Norris.
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Randal the vandal is chuck's apprentice
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The stranger has time to explain to chuck norris.
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12 OdpowiedziWhen Chuck Norris plays the Black Garden mission, the Ghost asks the [b]Vex[/b] "Think you can kill a god?"
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1 OdpowiedźI ran into chuck Norris in the iron banner yesterday. http://youtu.be/lA6W8ecAJJM
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Bungie was forced to put in Micro transactions so they could raise enough money to pay off Chuck Norris from killing Destiny
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Chuck Norris ate a ghost chilli once, he then shit out a sunbreaker
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2 OdpowiedziChuck Norris is the reason why Tankis has no house.
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Chuck Norris has a year 1 gjallarhorn at 320 that he got from a green engram
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When Oryx tries to take Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris takes Oryx instead.
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Chuck Norris went to trials, got red barred and died.
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1 OdpowiedźChuck Norris got his first Gjallarhorn from the Spirit Bloom chest.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Sturm with no Drang: 10/31/2015 2:07:18 PMYou know why you always hear Chuck Norris Jokes, but rarely hear Bruce Lee jokes? [spoiler]Bruce Lee is [b][i]no joke[/i][/b].[/spoiler]
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Chick Norris snapped phogoths chains
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On the first moon mission, your ghost yells at the hive "YOU'VE WOKEN CHUCK NORRIS".
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Chuck Norris created sunbreakers
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Chuck Norris should be changed to SmoggyPluto
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When Oryx fought Chuck Norris. He was put under the "Grip of Chuck Norris"
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4 OdpowiedziBump... I'm sorry, but the forums have been to salty... Time to fix that
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When Chuck Norris fires a gally, the wolfpack rounds are round house kicks
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Destiny has a date with Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has found all 20 chests in the Vault of Glass raid..... Twice
