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go get my collection of brickarms
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1 OdpowiedźReally!? Do you know how hard it is to kill prostitutes when your 2 inches tall and made of plastic!!!?
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Edytowany przez użytkownika BenjyX55: 7/30/2015 2:02:55 PMTry to jack off and see what happens.
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Be a lego fig
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My name is actually Emmet so I'd sit on a bunk sofa or whatever
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1 OdpowiedźWell... I would get an army and we all would lay on the floor in the "most likely" spots to get stepped on.
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use my awesome kanohi power
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Sing, Everything is Awesome
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Edytowany przez użytkownika VII: 7/30/2015 2:05:48 PMcall me a nerd and what not, but I actually built a self propelling Lego car, I would remake it with a cargo-hold thingy. Then I would drive all over my now gigantic house and leave little lego pieces all over the floor. Because -blam!- real people
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Become a lego Tuan Tuan from the Star Wars Legos. My horns gouge others feet...I should know.
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1 OdpowiedźCommand a Lego Clone Army Pew Pew
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2 OdpowiedziLay in the middle of a hallway and wait.
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3 OdpowiedziTry to repair the chin strap of my space helmet.
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1 OdpowiedźI burn myself. Cuz no.
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5 OdpowiedziWalk into girls' restrooms and showers. Maybe reenact Child's Play.
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6 OdpowiedziTake off my head and carry it around.
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Twerk And make sure everything is awesome, wait am i a master builder
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Hmm, a me as a lego figure? That would be hard to fight as...
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Build an army of Bionicle's and invade all
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have sex
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5 OdpowiedziBionicles are technically owned by a Lego company, aren't they.....?
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Get upset because I can no longer masturbate, Find another lego man to pull me off, Attempt to take pants down, Realize legs come off, Attempt to cry
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Edytowany przez użytkownika TheBatman: 7/17/2015 6:52:43 PMI'm even more stealthy now, no criminal expects a two inch tall plastic Batman figure.
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Attempt to bend knees. Then cry. Then realize I have no tear ducts. Then realize I can't be sad cause I'm not alive. Then I lay on the floor and wait for someone to step on me with no shoes.
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Sing "Everything is awesome" ;)
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AWESOME!!!