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I ban you cause that ain't justice
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I ban you for taking to long to counter my bans
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I ban you cause I need time
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I ban you because you're wasting my time
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I ban you cause it's our time
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I ban you for tricking me into inhaling chloroform.
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I ban you cause I asked you how this chloroform smells
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I ban you for me just getting the notification
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I ban you cause notifications are ded'd
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I ban you for insulting my notifications
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I ban you cause mine were too
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I ban you because you're a pegboi
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I ban you for being so mean to me ;-;
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I ban you for not beating the shit out of me yet then.
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I ban you cause why would I do that
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I ban you for not knowing that turns me on
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I ban you cause I'm not going to do it either way
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I ban you for not wanting to turn me on with your bear hands.
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I ban you for being punny
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I ban you for being funny with repulsive puns such as "punny"
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I ban you cause you made a pun too
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I ban you because I'm a hypocrite
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I ban you cause that's very evident
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I ban you for stalking me because it's not evident.
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I ban you for not noticing sooner