"But I'm defending the universe hun!"
"Let me kill this boss real fast" - (3 hours later) "one more try I promise"
"Let me do one more match, then I'll rub your back!"
"Why don't you go take a nice hot bath, I should be done by then"
"Don't make me pull out my Gjallarhorn!"
"Guardian down"
Edit: I can't stop laughing at some of these. Keep um going guardians!
Edit: a lot of sandwich fans out there! Lol
Edit: almost to 1000 replies. Thanks for joining the fun guardians!!
Edit: lol somone resurrected this post!
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#Destiny
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Sure, what do you want to do? It's my wife and I put her first. Lol
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I get off and spend time with them, yah know have a social life...
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"Honey you need to get off Destiny" "George! If you log off, then I'LL log off!" XD
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Let me finish this... 10 mins later... I'm off
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7 OdpowiedziSome people have husbands/boyfriends.
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1 OdpowiedźGolden rule of destiny: never start a raid with an angry girlfriend
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Destiny usually doesn't give me carpal tunnel.
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She's too busy playing Destiny, but if she does it's probably worth stopping.
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There is the door.
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"Who the hell are you? I don't have a girlfriend! How did you get in my house?"
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If I had one..... No
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"No, bugger off."
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"You wouldn't get off yesterday so I get to stay on longer this time!" "But I just finished cooking dinner." *stomach grumbles* "Hey guys I'll be right back, got food to eat." I feel like my quotes are boring in comparison, lol.
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1 OdpowiedźI just find it hilarious when people tell me to "pause the game" during a raid.
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1 OdpowiedźIt's nice being single :)
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Would never happen She's always busy in the kitchen
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I just throw emotes at her and she will let me away with anything.
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Quiet before I infuse your as$
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Bitch I paid for everything in these house. When you actually buy something then I'll listen.
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I don't bother saying anything, my right hand doesn't have ears anyway.
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Get off and proceed to bone her.
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Yes dear
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1 Odpowiedź"Im doing Crota's End right now but I'll raid your Dark Below later dont worry"
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Spaceman: 10/3/2015 7:48:18 AM"10 more minutes.", then proceed to play 45 more minutes.
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Netflix and chill?
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"Holy $#*! my left hand can talk!!"