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Edytowany przez użytkownika Sardonyx:
7/2/2015 7:02:23 PM
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You hear noises in the kitchen
And I'm naked making a sandwich
What do you do?
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#Offtopic
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Eat one of the two sandwiches. (The BLT)
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"I'm not exactly complaining, but how the hell did you get in here?"
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2 OdpowiedziThe reply I made in my head changed [i]drastically[/i] when I opened the picture
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Okay, I must've destroyed the space causality matrix, because I seem to have stumbled into a dimension where women find me attractive enough to come home with me,
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Edytowany przez użytkownika ThePizzaGuy: 8/12/2015 4:13:55 AMShoot you dead
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Ask you to hold the mayo and only add a little bit of mustard.
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pm more
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Is a a ham sandwich
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Reach for my piece and give you two seconds to make yours.
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Slap her ass and tell her to hurry up and when she came back I would throw that sandwich away and smash her like no tomorrow
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Wake my son up and congratulate him on his pull.
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1 OdpowiedźWake up
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Edytowany przez użytkownika technoguy1754312: 8/3/2015 12:54:03 AMOh wow whoever that is she quite beautiful. Well done on the hair color really blends. I be amaze she goes as a destiny character in cosplay. Just saying though. Still I gotta say very impressive I bet dude got there hands in a jiffy now xD. If she was in the kitchen I probably say please do as you like just don't break anything though.
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"Can you make another one for me and my girl upstairs? Thanks!"
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I'd be the bread... xD
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"Netflix and chill?"
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Slap your arse and tell you to get back into bed.
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Tell you to add more ham
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1 Odpowiedź"Stupid bitch, I said Peanut Butter and Jelly, not Ham and Cheese.
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Stab you and absorb your life essence.
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I actually think I'd just stand there open mouthed and drooling. She is -blam!-ing perfect.
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I didn't know I had a slave.
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"Gods damnit, the anti-personel enchantment failed again."
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I see my girl in the nude everyday. You get used to it after a while.
