[quote]A blonde walked into a tech store and said to the man running the the store 'can i buy that TV?' The man replied 'sorry i dont serve blondes.' So the blonde ,quite annoyed, walked outside and put on a red wig. She then walked into the store and asked to buy the TV. The man replied 'sorry i dont serve blondes.' So the blonde, very annoyed, walked outside and put on a black wig. She then walked inside and asked to buy the TV. The man replied 'sorry i dont serve blondes'. The blonde, now furious, took of her wig and shouted at the man 'HOW THE -blam!- DI YOU KNOW I WAS BLONDE?!?!' The man coolly replied ' well it's not a TV its a toaster. ' Courtesy of my m8[/quote]