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6/18/2015 3:40:10 AM
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[spoiler]Fuq bold letters.[/spoiler]
*The frog begins violently shaking, but suddenly stops*
*All of a sudden, he sounds like a mobster from the Prohibition Era*
[i]Hey, tough guy! What chu lookin' at? I look cute to you? Get outta here.[/i]
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[b]A laugh emits from the dark hood.[/b] "[i]By, Yes I was...[/i]" [spoiler]Looks more refined chump.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]2muchwork4me[/spoiler] *The frog opens it's mouth and hops up on both legs* [i]Why I oughta... you're lucky my crew ain't around! You'd be a dead man! Dead. Capiche?[/i]
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"[i]Odd little guy...[/i]"
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*The frog freezes and utters* [i]Order 23: System Reboot. [b]INITIATED.[/b] Keyword recognized: [b]Little guy.[/b][/i] *The frog shuts down temporarily, then reopens it's eyes. [b][i]Initiate Program 3: Master greetings.[/i][/b] *It looks at the figure* [i]Greetings, master![/i]
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"[i]...Greetings?[/i]" [spoiler]Oh god no...[/spoiler]
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[i]The master seems tired. Are you tired, master? Specimen 5 will do it's best to serve the master.[/i] *Steam comes from the frog's eyes* [spoiler]Hue.[/spoiler]
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"[i]Im fine Specimen...Come close.[/i]" [b]He Places a hand on the ground. Palm up.[/b]
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Edytowany przez użytkownika SonacyOfTheHams: 6/18/2015 4:56:08 PM*The frog tilts it's head and approaches his hand* [i]Master, I thought you only took me into your hand when you wanted to change my programming?[/i]
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"[i]Some things may change Specimen...This will be one of them.[/i]"
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*It leaps in the hair and lands in his palm* *Suddenly, his voice shifts to Morgan Freeman's* [i]You know, I think that you're lying again. Last time you kind of broke my jukebox, and I couldn't play music for a week. Don't do it again please, master.[/i]
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"[i]I won't Specimen...Want to see something incredible?[/i]"
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*It leaps back and it's default voice is heard* [i]MASTER! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T USE YOUR TOOLS ANYMORE![/i] [b][i]Program 34 activate: WITTY BANTER[/i][/b] [i]You want to see something incredible? Eh? It won't be daylight, if you keep it up.[/i]
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[b]Remembering what occured last Time he said this phrase, He repeats the phrase.[/b] "[i]...Little guy...[/i]"
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*It freezes once again, and temporarily shuts down* [i]Order 23: System Reboot. [b]INITIATED.[/b] Keyword recognized: [b]Little guy.[/b][/i] [b][i]Initiate Program 6: Listen like a good frog.[/i][/b] *It looks directly in his eyes, and starts back up* [i]I will follow your lead master. Only speak when spoken to. [/i]
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"[i]Hm...Alright.[/i]" [b]Holding the frog, He proceeds towards a structure that seems a bit...Refined.[/b]
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Edytowany przez użytkownika SonacyOfTheHams: 6/18/2015 5:36:17 PM*The frog for some reason coughs up a bolt* *It stares at it for a second, then quickly gobbles it up again, paying no heed to the structure*
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[b]Malthael laughs, As they enter the odd building...Gems and shiny objects hang. Paintings made of amazing materials...[/b] "[i]This was it.[/i]"
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Edytowany przez użytkownika SonacyOfTheHams: 6/18/2015 5:43:03 PM*The frog's eyes widen* [b][i]Program 21 commence: Feeding. [/i][/b] *The frog leaps out of his hand, and proceeds to eat up all the visible gems and other small objects in sight, and even licks a number of paintings*
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"[i]...God damn it...[/i]" [b]A shadow grips the frog, And hoists it into the air.[/b] "[i]Stay.[/i]"
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Edytowany przez użytkownika SonacyOfTheHams: 6/18/2015 5:54:18 PM*It squirms* [i]What are you doing, master?![/i]
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"[i]Stay...[/i]"
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*It shuts up, and looks around* [i]I like what you added to the walls, master.[/i]
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"[i]Good...But do not touch the walls. They are...Unique.[/i]"
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*He nods and... begins to leak* [i]Uh... master... it's happening again...[/i]
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[b]He looks at the frog, and sighs as the liquid spills on his hand[/b] "[i]...Let's get you Fix'd up...[/i]" [b]Heading out, He eyes the frog with a bit of suspicion. The street lay empty, As if midnight has just hit the town...[/b]
