Im driving home

I'm dead. No life=incorruptible life.

[b]Incorruptible life #2.[/b] [i] Notice: My previous incorruptible life has still, as of right now, gone incorrupted, as no one has been able to bypass any of the failsafes I threw in. Some went as far as to say that I edited the post and cheated. Yes, I edited it, but I did [b]not[/b] cheat. I went back in to bold a line that a lot of people kept seeming to miss. That was done over a week and a half ago and hasn't been edited since.[/i] I'm going to make this one easy. Since no one can corrupt that life, I'm going to make up a new one: In this life, I have a gun, which is owned legally and rightfully by me and me alone, and can not be used by anyone else but me. This gun is a handgun. It is modeled in the style of a Walther P22. It is built out of a strange material that is accessible to no one but me. This strange material is impervious, impregnable, and perfectly capable of operating without falter. It functions as any handgun should function, with the exception being that this handgun never runs out of ammunition within the single magazine that is always perfect stored within it. Should this weapon become damaged in any way, shape, form, etc., somehow, the strange material auto-repairs. This gun can not be damaged beyond repair. It operates perfectly, as if constantly brand new and kept in 100% condition. The ammunition for this weapon is made out of the same strange material and has it's same properties, with a few bonuses. The first bonus being that this ammunition is entirely untraceable. I can walk into a mall at night, fire off ten rounds in the middle of the floor, and the cops would never be able to figure out where this ammo came from nor how it was made. This ammunition also has FOF identifiers built into every single round. This is basically so that the only people I can shoot and damage with this gun are people who I, and I alone, consider foe. I can consider anyone and anything a friend or foe, and am never mistaken when doing so on either side. I can't say, by mistake, think of my sister as a foe after getting into an argument with her and shoot her. Once again, this gun auto-repairs itself with mystical magic. This same mystical magic prevents this gun from harming me in any way, shape or form. I can't accidentally point the gun at my foot, thinking that it's fake, pull the trigger, and realize that it's real and start screaming with a hole blown into my foot(little refernece there). Therefore, I can not possibly commit suicide using this handgun. [b]Notice that this mystical magic applies to this gun only. Were I to be shot by a Glock 17, I'd be in trouble.[/b] The only exception to this is if I intentionally, truly hope to hurt myself. If for some strange reason I need to harm myself, I can when rightfully and truly intending to do so. When using this gun, I am next to perfect in terms of skill, far better than any space marine scout could hope to be. In fact, I never miss. The mystical magic surrounding this gun amplifies the ammunition, to where it is heat-seeking, should I need it to be for any reason, though this will not be necessary as every time I pull the trigger, the gun will hit what I aim at. Should I shoot at something, and another person, object/thing go into the line of fire within that split second, the bullet will vanish into thin air. Therefore, I can't say, shoot at some idiot, and out of nowhere a random gas tank pops up directly in front of the gun (though this actually doesn't work outside of the movies and games), blowing me up. The mystical magic surrounding this gun can not be tampered with in any way, shape or form. It operates only in my best interest, as well as this entire gun itself. This gun is mine and mine alone in what we call reality - I am not susceptible to any mental trickery, hallucinations, or other mental setbacks that could potentially prevent me from using this weapon as intended. In this life, there is a man named Bob who I wish to kill. I set out to kill him and that is my only goal entirely. The gun that I use to kill him with is the one described in this life. After careful weeks of planning, I set out to strike, and all goes as planned. I am in position hidden inside Bob's house one day, and he doesn't know it. Bob lives with himself and never has any visitors, friends, or family members coming over. I am hidden directly behind his front door when he comes into the house, and he walks in but doesn't know that I am there. This is the exact Bob that I am looking for - this is no imposter or no mental foolery tricking me at all. Perfectly in cover and in a position where I can not be acted upon by any third parties, I take aim and fire at Bob. -- As I ran into problems with the previous one, with people coming up with stuff that had nothing to do with the life itself, I am setting out the rule to corrupt this one: This life [b]must[/b] be corrupted by describing a [b]possible world[/b] in which Bob somehow doesn't die after I shoot at him. This world must follow the guidelines I set within this life, otherwise, it doesn't corrupt it. Good luck.

Incorruptible life #1 I am currently sitting inside a cube building. There are 4 walls, a floor, and a ceiling, all perfectly arranged just how they're supposed to be. This building is perfectly safe: the walls are built from solid, magical material that can not falter in any way/shape/form, and are invincible against [i]any[/i] negative forces, whether from the outside, inside, or within the walls themselves, and will never be jeopardized. I.e, it can not be caught on fire, it can not be destroyed by wreckers, it can't be this or that, etc. The same goes for the floor and the ceiling. There is a single doorway built out of the same material with the same properties, as well as windows with the same properties, and lights. Also, this building is unassailable by any outside persons and is only accessible by me. The air supply within this building, that is perfectly usable by me, is magical and can never be poisoned or tampered with in any negative way, and is also infinite. [b]No outside air, chemicals, or any other harmful products can breach this building, as it is - as repetitively stated - impregnable from any potentially dangerous/harmful forces[/b]. This helps to keep me safe in the event that the house is, for whatever reason, caught in extreme conditions. This building is perfectly safe from any outside forces that could potentially do something negative against my person or the building itself, as it's magical material is designed to keep anything within, including the building itself, entirely safe, by any means necessary - means which are reasonable and can not harm me in any fashion. While inside this building, as repetitively stated, I am perfectly safe from any type of harm whatsoever, be it through mental trickery or through physical ailments. Within this building is everything I could possibly require to sustain life - a refrigerated food supply that magically keeps itself infinite, as well as drinks, and any other essentials. This refrigerator and its contents are all perfectly safe. There is also a perfectly safe bed within this room for me to use. I am invincible to any harm while inside this building, physically, emotionally, mentally, spiritually, or through any other medium, so that I do not require any medical services while inside and can survive for, if need be, an eternity within this building. At any time, I am able to actively control this building, whether it be through teleportation, simply moving from point A to B, expanding or shrinking, adding and removing rooms and other items at will, or through any other manner that effects the building, all through the use of my mind. For instance - if a pack of wild, hungry wolves were to wait outside the building for me to emerge, I could simply teleport to any location I want to. Also at any time, I am free to leave this building at will. This building belongs to me any me only, and is legally and rightfully owned by me, and is also protected by a private security detail that is loyal to me and me only and can not be subjugated by any outside parties by any means. Should any type of maintenance need to be performed on this building, through any sort of medium, the building itself will auto-repair - though this is technically impossible, as the building is virtually invincible Lastly, I can not hurt any loved ones/friends/anyone who does [b]not[/b] seek to harm, manipulate, or do any other thing negative to me through the use of this building or my security detail or through any other means. This means that in the event I need to move, I can not, say, land on top of my sister, for example. This is to prevent me from being responsible, either directly or indirectly, for harming someone who is innocent or someone who I care for.

I'm hanging out with my girlfriend

I'm in me mums car Vroom vroom

Just chilling in my INDESTRUCTABLE bunker.

These are unfortunate things Not corrupted things I'm eating toast My toast bites me and steals my wallet then uses the money inside to buy crack That's corrupted

I just regained consciousness after having my first seizure and am recovering in a hospital I have cerebral hemorrhaging and a dislocated shoulder I'm also off my antipsychotic and antidepressant medication

In watching Avatar the Last Airbender with my dad

Eating cereal...

In a Ram Truck and driving to a furniture store

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I'm in my coffin, being ded

[quote]I'm sitting at a bus stop[/quote] "I'm shitting on a buzz cut"

I'm on the forums reading the comments to this topic

I'm drinking some water. What could possibly go wrong?

Bitch I am Korrupt!! :)

I'm sitting in class

Going fast

I'm about to go play soccer

I'm buying a dildo

Watching tennis (not on tv)