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Edytowany przez użytkownika Asriel Memurr:
7/15/2015 3:27:54 AM
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So this fig in my class did something...
So... Today in near the end of the school day we went to the Computer Lab to do stuff on our project for science class. The internet wasn't working with anyone until we learned that we just had to restart the computers.
Then this [b]GENUIS[/b] does something interesting in class. Before I show you, here are some honorable mention of what this fig has done/said:
math class: throws a pencil. confused by why the teacher scolded him. he says this:
"You saw me, but you didn't hear me."
Pretty damn good.
outside: fights over kid not giving him the basketball when we're supposed to go inside
never comes to school with his own shit and always asks people for pencil/pens/etc.
showed an example of a reading device (can't remember which one) in reading class saying Deez Nutz to the teacher
copies off my homework in front of teacher, I almost lose my homework (cause I'm too damn nice)
And more that I don't want to remember.
Here's what he did today:
His wifi is working. He searches up something. Goes to images. After a while he is caught and sent to the principles office.
At least he closed it out when he heard his name. The class went ballistic. I ask what did he do this time? (Cause I knows been what OP is again)
Classmate tell me what he searched:
Naked girls.
Yep. He searched pr0n. At that point, in my mind I did a [i]genuine[/i] slow clap.
Gotta admit, figs got guts. But come on, he's nearly been expelled multiple times. (wanted him to get expelled for my sanity's sake)
Dude can't freaking learn. And that's just [b][i]ONE[/i][/b] fig. Imagine a classroom nearly completely made of figs. You have no idea...
[spoiler][i]please help me[/i][/spoiler]
Anyways, just wanted to share that. Until next time, Flood.
[spoiler]also said fig to avoid bant
and I'm 13[/spoiler]
[spoiler][b][i][u]YOU CANT HANDLE MY YOUNG SWAG.[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
WeedMan, out.
TL;DR
Fig in class googles pron.
[spoiler]PLEASE CRINGE[/spoiler]
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1 Odpowiedź1) why tf is he looking at porn in class? Is he -blam!-ing retarded? 2) who the hell looks up "naked girls" on google images? Go to a -blam!-ing porn site
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika Drakus Darksoul: 7/15/2015 3:31:07 AMI once had an employee like that. I [b][i][u]fired[/u][/i][/b] him.
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18 Odpowiedzi13 years old, on bnet named weed man 420. Your parents are failures.
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5 OdpowiedziLiterally every grade 6 class, ever, has had at least 3 students look up porn on the school computers.
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1 Odpowiedź[quote][spoiler][b][i][u]YOU CANT HANDLE MY YOUNG SWAG.[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler] WeedMan, out.[/quote] >Cringe.gif
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2 Odpowiedzi[quote]and I'm 13[/quote][quote]WeedMan420[/quote]Makes perfect sense.
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4 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Agwara: 7/15/2015 3:12:01 AMW8. If OP said that a fig is what an OP is, WeedMan420 is an OP, OPs are figs... OP IS THE FIG THAT GOOGLED PORN!!!
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1 OdpowiedźIm getting to old for this shit
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1 OdpowiedźFаggots burn well. After all, everybody knows wood is flammable, it only makes sense that a bundle of woods burns well.
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7 OdpowiedziIm 13 btw -WeedMan420 Of course a 13 year old kid would have a gamertag along the likes of XxMassPussSlayer420SwagxX Because apparently smoking a plant makes you cool
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1 OdpowiedźNot sure if satire or youth corrupted by off-topic autism.
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2 Odpowiedzi[quote]you saw me, but you didn't hear me[/quote] Said every dead assassin, ever.
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika Hellbent02: 5/14/2015 5:30:28 AMOne day he will end up in prison. I predict this......and maybe you cause of your name. I'm pretty sure you don't mean garden weeds.
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3 OdpowiedziWhy are you calling someone a fig? Nobody says that.
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1 OdpowiedźA class full of fruit.... Mmmmmmmm....
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I miss middle-school
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4 OdpowiedziI've beat off in the classroom when I was around 12, your point?
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When I was in 6th grade, me and some other kids were doing research on the Internet when the teacher left the room. Seizing the oppurtunity we looked up pictures of the sorts illustrated swimsuit issue. Teacher comes in, sees us, walks over and closes the window, and says nothing. Most chill teacher ever.
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Good to start early
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3 Odpowiedzi[quote]WeedMan420[/quote] [quote]13 years old[/quote]
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[quote]weedman420[/quote] [quote]13[/quote] [quote]calls other kids figs[/quote]
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika Discreet Dinner: 5/13/2015 9:20:17 PM[quote]I'm 13[/quote] Well, I see your problem.
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The figs are too much... I ficking hate the figgots
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NNNYYYAAAA! CRUMPETS AND TEAS AND PIES NNNYYYAAAA!
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Well... sounds like a normal highschool. He just got caught.
