Life quote:[spoiler] if she's dumb enough to cheat on you, you're smart enough to forget about her.[/spoiler]

Tacos the mighty! Tacos the unerring! Tacos the unassailable! To you we give AIDS! We are but faggôts, writhing in the filth of our own shitposts! While you have ascended from the dung of , and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Tacos Badstench, born of the South, where my breath is biological warfare. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this ass which is mine. I do this for you, Floodians, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Tacos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of the flood! The future of Taco Bell! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Tacos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Desticle enemies! Sharing the forums with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on Bungie.net ! Today, they take away your forum. But what of tomorrow? Do the Desticles take your booty threads? Your debate threads? Your Lenny? Your very sanity? And what does the Ninjas do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Ninja machine enforces the will of the Desticles! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Flood! Rise up, Shitposts! Embrace the breath of mighty Tacos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of Foman! And we shall inherit both the forums and the booty! And we, not the Desticles or their toadies, will rule Deez Nuts! Forever! Terrible and powerful Tacos! We, your unworthy servants, give AIDS! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach Bel Air! And deserve our AIDS you do, for we are one! bad air ascended and the AIDS became mine, you walked among us, great Tacos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Floodians! Trust in the words of DuuJ! For I am the chosen of Tacos! I alone have been anointed by Tacos to spread his holy ass cheeks! https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1112618

"I got pregnant by this dude and in really really sorry! Can I have you back??babe?? Cmon please?? I cant live without-(gets cut off) " "Would you shut the fûçk up I can't hear my friends in the chat party"

>Implying I will ever have gf

-blam!- that bitch. I don't -blam!- with no cheaters. If that bitch cheats she's gone. I don't give a -blam!- about her or her kid. She cheats on me, her ass is on the curb real fast

Make her eat her own miscarriage after I bludgeon her stomach when the baby is a sufficed level of taste.

Probably stay with her. I don't think I could send someone who was a big part of my life on the streets like that, especially with a -blam!-ing kid

Yeah [u]if[/u] this [u]were[/u] to happen to me. [i]This did happen to me.[/i] EDIT: Alright I'll tell the story, it'll take time. FINAL EDIT: Alright everyone the whole story is up. It's broken into 3 chapters. Chapter 1, parts 1, 2, 3, and 4 are here. Chapter 2 parts 5, 6, and 7. Chapter 3 parts 8, and 9. They are broken up by the 80-something replies, I have figuered out how to link so they are at the end. Chapter One. Part one: The Promise [spoiler]So there is... was this girl named Alex. We were friends of friends, always hanging out together within our friends' get togethers. Slowly the groups got smaller and smaller until we were just hanging out by ourselves. This happened over a year or so. The feelings I had for her snuck up on me. I liked her more than a friend, I just didn't know how to tell her. One night she asked me if we are dating. After much stuttering and stammering, I managed to get a yes out. When that happened she kissed me, and that was my first kiss. The passion we shared in that moment and in all moments we kissed were beyond words. We dated each other for two years. I had developed a connection with her I could not describe. If she was in pain, I ached. If I was sad, she would cry. I would know she was calling me before I even picked up the phone. We could just hold each other and watch the world spin away. Let the hours fly by in our embrace but it wouldn't matter because all we needed was each other, or so I thought. We didn't have much money but we gave each other everything we had. We would talk about our future. Getting married have a family, the works. I had no money for collage and my GPA wasn't that great. I couldn't even cough up the cash for SAT's and ACT's, so no scholarships. I applied for a grant here and there but nothing came through. I couldn't afford a trade school. So after talking with her about everything, I brought up the Air Force. It seemed like the best bet, a steady income, great health care, base housing, BAH and BAS bonuses on top of my pay every check. GI bill for collage and free collage courses held on base sponsered by local campuses. Even dependant care, it was everything we needed. We talked about it and we agreed. I enlisted, about a month before I shipped out she saved up some money and got me a stainless steel engagement ring. It was the best gift I ever recieved. We talked about how long I would be gone. Basic, at the time, was six weeks, tech another 21, if everything went smoothly it was quicker. The eve of my departure I made her a promise that night outside on the bench out front under the stars... It doesn't matter if it takes me six months or six years. I will come back to you.[/spoiler] Chapter One. Part two: Utah [spoiler]Alex... Reveille, get yelled at waking up. Morning details, get yelled at. File in, roll call, get yelled at. Chow, get yelled at. Training class, don't fall asleep. Alex... Chow, get yelled at. Afternoon drills, get yelled at. Evening PT, get REALLY yelled at. Chow, get yelled at. Evening details, get yelled at. Inspections, don't move, don't flinch. Damn, he has the white gloves this time. WHO THE PISS SNEEZED! DO IT AGAIN! Saved this time, sucks to be Moore. Taps, lights out. Dorm watch again?! Fuuuuuu.... Finally times up. Hey Montgomery get up, your on shift. Hits bunk, falling asleep... Alex... Reveille... where we go again... So yeah, six weeks of that, but it flew by really when I think back on it. So I graduated basic, and got into tech. This was eee-zee. Curfew sucked but, as long as you stayed out of trouble. You got more privileges as training went on. Even was able to the BX to buy phone cards. Called home when I could. Every night I thought of her. I saw her eyes, aquamarine gemstones. I saw her long brown hair, gracefully blowing in the wind from whispering angels. I heard her voice, soothing as oceanic waves gently breaking along the shore. I could feel her touch, and I would get goosebumps. Every night I would think of her, and remember my promise word for word. She is waiting for me. Eventually I got out of tech, promoted to Airman First Class. Got my orders in...Yes, I'm finally going home! My duty station is... Hill AFB Utah...  Utah? Are you serious! THAT'S HALFWAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY! How am I supposed to visit home!? How am I supposed to get back to Alex?! It's okay, it's okay, she'll remember my promise. It's just going to be a little longer then six months. I can always put in a tranfer back home. Well even if it doesn't go through and I finish my enlistment in Utah. She'll be so surprised when I come home early. Six months or six years I told her. What I didn't tell her is that I only signed for four, she'll be so excited when I come home.[/spoiler] Chapter One. Part three: Marry Christmas [spoiler]Well this is different, I've never been on my own before. I don't have a myspace or anything like that. I don't have a computer, so even if I knew how to turn one on. I wouldn't be able to figure out all this social media stuff, or whatever they call it. I live in a dorm, so a free roof over my head. I have three free meals a day. No bills to pay either, so I pocket every dollar I make. I'm saving up everything so we can start our lives together when I come home. I still think about her everyday, and everynight. They don't have phone cards here, so I don't know what everyone is doing. I gave my family a forwarding mailing address so I hear from someone from time to time. Usually only when something big happens, no one seems to write just to say hi. Oh well, I've made some great friends though, civialians along with fellow airmen. They even offer a ride into the city when we hang out. Oh man, Alex you have to see this place! It's beautiful, the moutains, the forests full of trees, the air is so clean, I don't have allergies up here! The snow is as soft as powdered sugar and the way is shines as dawn breaks, what would I give to show you! My friends helped me get to a phone store and I managed to get my first cell phone. I'm not going to get one of those brand new razors, a phone is a phone. I called you, I still remember your number, even today. You didn't answer, that's alright I'll try again tomorrow. I called home, they didn't answer too. I don't blame them I am in a different time zone, and a different area code. I left a voicemail and waited. I got a call the next day it was great to here from mom, but she sounded different the tone in her voice had weight to it. It was as if she was holding something back, not telling me everything. Well time went on and the week of Christmas, I got a call from Tiff. Mom and her dad got a divorce... Well that would explain what been bothering mom lately. Given my rocky childhood she probably didn't want to tell me. I already saw two divorces neither of which went or ended well. Called home when I was able to talk. I told her that it's okay we'll get through this. We have before, we will again. I hung up feeling upset, not out of anger, but of helplessness. I couldn't do anything all the way out here. I spent last Christmas in basic. Now this year I'm way out here and this happens. I tried calling Alex again that night, no response. I cried myself to sleep that night. Alex, I miss you so much, please answer.[/spoiler] Chapter One. Part four: Two Lives [spoiler]Something is wrong I can fell it. I feel uneasy, drained, fatigued, tired, anxious, edgy, tense. This isn't me, where is this coming from? Alex what's wrong? Talk to me, answer please. My dreams of you so sweet and peaceful now have become horrible. I can see what you do in your day, your memories playback in my dreams at night, looking through your eyes as if I was doing those things myself. You are so gentle and soothing, why are you lashing out? Yelling at your friends and family. What is that? What are you doing with that bottle? You've never drank before. Who's is this? Why is he holding you! Please don't cry! Alex! Please hear me, ALEX! *THUD THUD THUD* "Hey man, you've were screamin' again! You alright in there?" "Uh yeah, yeah I'm good!" Another bad dream, these are just bad dreams right? I don't know, they seem way too real. They have to be just dreams, but I'm convinced that they are memories. Alex what's going on? Why don't you answer? What time is it... 3:30 in the morning, might as well stay up chow opens up in an hour. I'm just so damn tired. Man another day at school, it's crazy that I'll be graduating soon. The first in my family, to graduate with a high school deploma and with his class. Oh hey guys what's up! What, why are you all staring at me? Maria, why are you looking at me like that... where is Alex? Hey wait, where are you all going? I didn't hear the bell. Oh Alex! It's you! I missed you so much! I love... hey Alex, why, why are you leaving? Wait come back, please! I just want to talk to you! Just, just stay there I'll come to you. What's this!? I can't, I can't move toward you. Alex! There is something blocking the way! Can you hear me! I'm hitting the barrier as hard as I can. Can't you see me! Can't you hear me! Please don't leave me! ALEX! I wake up to find myself hitting the wall next to my bed. Another bad dream, what is going on back home? 3:11 in the morning, I am so tired...[/spoiler] Note: There are nine parts total, seperated by three chapters. Everything is here but it's broken up by the 80-something replies. Here is a link to chapter two. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/131179754/0/0/1 Here is a link to chapter three. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/131461999/0/0/1