Go ahead, and try to impress me. The most impressive people's names will be posted on Leaderboard.
Impressive people: Z3GR4M
G2xMoDzz
Scoopology
Raksis The Great
Killerm4chien11
AngelXInXHell
Azhidal
James23
MICLINE
Matticus1234567
Hawpuh
Uchiha Nova
Lude8282
Thothexy
Jbubbart
III Urban III
Asmodeus (Lol dat nickname)
High on Potneus
Crookerr
RSFB
Themaccheese
Da 2holer eh
Neowulf
Almost Impressive people: Pete The Elite
Trooper 101
Montregloe
Whistling Pete
Sandy Claws
TheRussian64
Maj MorningWood
Sarge
English
#Offtopic
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I HAD A BOWL OF MILK WITHOUT ANY NAILS [spoiler]BOWL AND ALL[/spoiler]
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2 Odpowiedzi50 kills in one game. Nuff said
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I once remembered that a tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable.
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I -blam!-ed your mom and I didn't get her pregnant [spoiler]no condom[/spoiler]
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Edytowany przez użytkownika iMortal GhosTz: 5/10/2015 1:19:02 PMI got 60 kills with 12230 points....in one game [spoiler]and im taking 5 ap classes this year(senior in high school)[/spoiler]
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5 OdpowiedziI have my first baby on the way it's a girl due September :-)
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Why should I impress you ???
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9 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika jbubbarb: 5/10/2015 2:59:26 AMThis one time I accidentally got my superior fired by pranking him. So I worked at this Verizon Authorized Retailer inside of the travel store of a truck stop. They hired a guy to be the manager over just this little dinky kiosk inside this huge complex. A couple of months into him working there he's scheduled to work a Saturday. He is furious and goes complaining to the lady that makes the schedules. He says he should never have to work weekends because that's what Chris (my coworker) and I am for. He ends up working that Saturday and won't stop bitching about it for the next couple of weeks. He's been getting on my nerves and I've been thinking about a way to mess with him. One day I open up the work laptop to order some more stock and I see that this guy got on Facebook on the laptop and had logged out, but hadn't closed the browser. It had his email address still typed in from the browser remembering it and I came up with a hilarious plan. I was gonna sign up his email for every porn site newsletter I could think of. I probably went through a good 3 pages from Google after searching porn. Seemed like a harmless plan to me. All of those emails are pretty shady and only an idiot would open them up on their home computer. Figured it would be a good laugh knowing that he'd at least have to delete a few extra emails. ... turns out he went full blown retard one day at work. Not only did he check his email on the work computer, he clicked on the emails from the porn sites. Now I don't know if any of you have had the misfortune of opening up an email like that, but it causes a certain phenomenon to happen that I like to call a Pornado™. He opens up an email and dozens of porn popups occur in seconds and computer gets a virus [i]real[/i] quick. He doesn't know what to do so he calls an IT guy up in corporate. The IT guys jumps onto the computer using the IP address since they're all networked and quickly figures out what happens. He was fired shortly after. I felt kind of bad about it at first, but I can't help but laugh about it now over 5 years later.
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Charliebigchip has been my screen name since Quake on the Sega Dreamcast.
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I got 4 no lands beyond in the same day 3 night falls n 1 Crota lol
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3 OdpowiedziI pour my milk THEN my cereal [spoiler]and I don't stir[/spoiler]
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Shroomboyy. Its been my online tag since the early AOL days in the mid 90's. Took me through Myth , Myth ll, and every game since. Funny story though i was drunk after drinking in line all night when the ps3 came out and when I got home and set up my psn account I misspelled it shoomboyy forgetting the r. Sadly i can't change it and now on ps4 I'm still shoomboyy.
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2 OdpowiedziThis one time i had the flu so bad i threw up and shit my pants at same time followed by a fart. In front of my wife to this day i never hear the end of it.
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I got suros regime for a friend in control crucible.
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I went into a control game with no land beyond and didn't finish bottom. I also eat after 8s at 9pm. I'm crazy bro
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I am marrying your sister
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i lick sandals
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1 OdpowiedźWhat's the Cryptarch's favorite kind of music? [spoiler]the blues[/spoiler]
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I 369 no scoped your mom with no land beyond
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika So Solid XT: 5/10/2015 10:12:40 AMI watched 5 DPJ videos without mocking his voice or turning off the veedeo
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I met Johnny Cash at rehab when I was 13. [spoiler]We were both visiting people. :)[/spoiler]
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*walks into room with massive erection* [spoiler]don't act like you're not impressed![/spoiler]
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I once 360 noscoped 420 skrubs in a row
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My grimoire score is [b]2960[/b] and rising as soon as Salvage is back! And my medal score is almost 1 million too Impressed?