Go ahead, and try to impress me. The most impressive people's names will be posted on Leaderboard.
Impressive people: Z3GR4M
G2xMoDzz
Scoopology
Raksis The Great
Killerm4chien11
AngelXInXHell
Azhidal
James23
MICLINE
Matticus1234567
Hawpuh
Uchiha Nova
Lude8282
Thothexy
Jbubbart
III Urban III
Asmodeus (Lol dat nickname)
High on Potneus
Crookerr
RSFB
Themaccheese
Da 2holer eh
Neowulf
Almost Impressive people: Pete The Elite
Trooper 101
Montregloe
Whistling Pete
Sandy Claws
TheRussian64
Maj MorningWood
Sarge
English
#Offtopic
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I am a semi-pro CoD player and I'm not 12 or a giant asshole. (Yes we exist)
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2 OdpowiedziI accidentally found the scarab gun.
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There was this time in kindergarten a kid tried to kiss me every time he saw the chance and he even tried during nap time, he never got me, i ran away from him for a while...
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I'm cool
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1 OdpowiedźDudes, moderator or admin have taken control of my post! I'm serious, I couldn't edit it anymore!
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Made Hollandaise w/ 1 egg yolk and 2oz butter for 1 order a couple times.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika wakdestoyer: 5/11/2015 5:51:43 PMHave you ever wondered why most toilets are white? My great great grandfather was Mr. Piss-Off and was getting tired of pooping in a bucket, especially after he got married and his wife had intense diarrhea. He decided to create something that could "eat up" the shit and prevent him from scrubbing his wife's acid turd. He made a hole but that was bad for the person who lived in the apartment room under him. He then added a tube that led the poop outside, but that made him shit on his mother walking down the street. He then finally made the tube go underground and travel to the Atlantic Ocean. But the hole alone was still too barbaric for him. He then began sculpting a bucket like figure and put it over the hole. It was made with gray clay and eventually had a bad day. His wife left him and began to feel lonely. He jizzed in the clay bucket and it turned crystal white. He had a heart attack after his orgasm and died on the spot. Police came three days later and saw the invention and the police took the invention for themselves. That is why your toilet is crystal white and that is why I'm not born into a rich life.
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Instructions to complicated Dick stuck in toaster
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Edytowany przez użytkownika NovasGlow: 5/11/2015 5:23:18 PMI once had a turd in a customers house that must have been at least 9 inches long and looked like a lobster trying to climb out. Damn thing would not flush so my boss told be to boil the kettle to melt it. All it managed to do was make the whole upstairs smell like a hot turd in a sauna
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Do you remember the taco bell ps4 destiny giveaway? They were giving away a destiny themed ps4 package every 15 minutes for about a month. To win you had to buy the box deal to get a code, enter that code, and you would be notified of you won. There was a no purchase necessary option to send in post cards with some info on it, get the code via email, and participate that way. I sent in about 60 post cards and won my system and game after entering my 7th or so code at 4 am eastern. Can prove with pics
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I killed man [spoiler]with this thumb[/spoiler]
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I once jumped out of a jet in BF3 and after I landed and ran to point B I got a triple kill randomly.
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My username is impressive enough.
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I threw a grenade that killed the entire enemy team, and then it blew up
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I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to impress you because I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why I I don't have time to impress you.
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I shot the pilot out of a jet in BF3. [spoiler]With A Sniper HS[/spoiler] Then the jet kept going forward and crashed into a attack helicopter blowing that up too.
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I have 300 DMG thunderlord on my hunter
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20 OdpowiedziI'm a cancer survivor. You should add any cancer survivors and especially those currently fighting cancer onto your list. It's an actual fight for your life and winning is the biggest victory possible.
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1 OdpowiedźThe true purpose of playing Destiny is not to become legend by completing the story, but by building yourself into a legend; based on a combination of your best personal combat tactics along with gear that optimizes it to the absolute maximum and a team of equal individuals by your side to become an overwhelming force in the Destiny universe as it exists.
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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bf/b7/bb/bfb7bbdf32505bc7499362ffba8ad384.jpg I win.
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I'm Caboose. Boom.
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I eat Nails for Breakfast [spoiler]Without Milk[/spoiler]
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I got last word in the first week of release
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika BIGwillestylz: 5/11/2015 2:20:44 PMI watched Broman act like an immature, rude, Man child and didn't say WTF, not even once.
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I bought my Gjallarhorn week 2.