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Edytowany przez użytkownika KiNg_george19:
4/9/2015 4:09:46 PM
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Closest experience to death.
For myself my heart stopped beating for ten minutes after I was born. And another time about two years ago I was in St Louis and I was in front of the courthouse where the Dred Scott decision was made and this black dude walked up and was in my face and he was going on and on yelling about what happened there and how I was a racist and I seriously thought he was going to kill me. No joke. It was the scariest thing.
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Cancer and mortar fire.... Not at the same time.
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127 OdpowiedziAyy lmao
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56 OdpowiedziI was eating my pizza with weed topping, when suddenly someone shouted "u wot m8" outside. I opened the window. And what I saw is the #1 qwikscopr under age 12. He had a junior sized fedora, and he had a joint in his mouth. Next to him was an above-average sized british semi-hot gril. He shouted "fite me in rust 1v1". I replied "no hardscops m8". By saying that, I accepted his challenge. I realized; [b]it's now or never[/b]. I grabbed my opium infused mtn dew, and drank 4 of them. I felt my wang expanding and my muscles filling with opium. I grabbed my Intervention with 3.0x zoom and an OpTic decal. I grabbed my cap, on it was doritos sponsoring. I took my Jordans, my hot swedish gril with yoga pants, and stepped outside. There he was. [b]The #1 qwikscopr under age 12.[/b] He said: if I win, I get your gril. I could feel my mtn dew powered wang expanding when I saw my grils booty. I wasn't losing this. We exchanged MLG posters and minecraft pickaxes, and then the fight started. It was chaotic. The sound of his qwikscops filled my ear. I took a leap with my Jordans, jumped into the air and shot him in the foot. His hp went down to 30%. We continued to fire qwikscops, untiI I made a fatal mistake. I had forgot my grenades, the holy grenades blessed by GabeN. I was unaware of this, so I took another huge leap into the air, higher than my previous leap, but then realized that I threw a flare instead of my holy GabeN grenades. The #1 qwikscopr under age 12 fired a 50 cal in my head, and I blacked out. Next day, I woke up in a hospital. The hot nurse saw me opening my eyes, and told me that I would have died if I wasnt wearing this doritos sponsored cap. That's when I saw him. The #1 qwikscopr under age 12 sat with two grils, one of them mine. He put on his deal with it glasses, lit his joint, and said "deal with it". He proceeded with turning his back. On the back of his shirt, it said "#thuglife". That's when I popped a cap in his ass. He bleeded out, and I did my teabagging rituals on his corpse. This is my near death experience.
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I actually died coming out of the womb. Choked on my mother's blood and had an emergency C section done and then was brought back. After that no close calls until about two year ago when I was driving home from work I pulled up to a 4 way stop sign. I didn't see anyone so I started to go, then a teenage lady who was crying and on the phone came going 60+ in a 25 and blew through the stop and if I didn't slam on the brakes she would have t boned me on the driver side. To this day whenever I pull up to that stop sign I'm a little hesitant to go.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika FlabbyWinter: 11/8/2015 3:03:17 PM
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Almost stepped on a rattlesnake when I was 8 or 9 because I was a dumbass and walked off the trail. Good times
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1 OdpowiedźI saw the [b]ayy lmao[/b] jpeg and didn't repost.. :O
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3 OdpowiedziWhen I was 6 or 7 I got signed up for swimming lessons by my mother. There was a bar on the side of pool, and he was having us follow it around. Now, I'm always one to zone out. I let go of the bar, and just sank down to the bottom. I don't remember how long I was down there, but it was sixteen feet deep and terrifying. To this day I don't know how to swim. [spoiler]There's a poetry reference in there, if you get it I love you.[/spoiler]
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Wow half these people almost dies by Lego traps!!!
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Riding bike across street and a big pick up truck honked the horn while I was like two feet away.
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Fell off a 30ft cliff into a bunch of rocks
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Rusty nail went through the back of my neck when my friend pushed me into a wall. Not millimeters from my spinal cord. Got tetanus. Woo.
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Living everyday, every time I drive I want to go off, every time I eat I want to stab the jugular, every time I see cigarettes I purchase and smoke as much as possible. Everything in life screams do it, lol I think I need help
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Literal death
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Listened to Nickel Back *shutters*
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Almost touched a brown recluse spider. [quote]I'm arachnophobic and a little sarcastic. [/quote]
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Edytowany przez użytkownika fertyfree234: 11/2/2015 11:40:20 PMI went hiking a couple of years ago and I got lost. It got dark very quickly and as I wandered aimlessly I fell down a 80 ft cliff. Miraculously I only broke my arm and tore my ACL
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Some thug left Legos all over the floor... Scary as hell man...
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Raymond Castro: 11/2/2015 10:43:39 PMMy brother tried to stab me twice. (Different situations) it's not an instant death but it could lead to that result. On 16th birthday I almost got hit by a V8 Truck, like a Silverado. Like the grill of the truck was in my face. When I was younger I picked up this stomach virus. I couldn't digest anything, after every consumption I vomited. I began vomiting more often. I had a high body temperature as well. I couldn't even drink water. After a week of the same sickness, I began vomiting my stomach acid, a green- yellowish fluid that burned my throat. Began shaking couldn't stop. My mother took me to the ER at a hospital. Turned out, I had a Stomach Flu, along being dehydrated. (I thought I was going to die that time) [spoiler]That's about 4 accountable possible deaths.[/spoiler]
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6 Odpowiedzi[b]343 guilty spark[/b]
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1 OdpowiedźI was in a boom lift at work, jumped out for a cigarette and not 20 seconds later some stupid chick texting and driving slammed into it. It sheared 8 half inch bolts on the knuckle and spun the basket around. Smoking saved my life lol
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I woke up on a summer day and was almost hit by a hammer [spoiler]a flaming hammer[/spoiler] [spoiler]one thrown by a guy in heavy armor[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźA shark and a lion attacked me at the same time. I fought them off though.
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I wouldn't let my girlfriend drive Halloween night because she was drunk. She was pretty angry.
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2 OdpowiedziWhen my girlfriends dad found out we were going out
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22 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika kryple: 11/2/2015 8:46:13 PM1. Bleeding out til unconscience while laying on asphalt with over a thousand lbs of twisted red hot metal cutting into my flesh and pinning me down. A drunk driver flipped a car ontop of me at 80 mph. 2. Got knocked out while surfing... whiped out, hit my head on the reef. Woke up 1/2 mile down the beach coughing up water and freezing cold about 6 hours later. 3. Poisoned by a small colonial anemone that secretes neuro toxin with no known antidote... tasted copper for 8 hours, had trouble breathing, felt faint and weak, heart rate was all over the place. 4. Had a pulmenary embolism, well 4 actually... tached out with a heart rate of 560 bpm 3 times, had 13 doctors scratching their heads as to how i was still alive, or conscious.
