One time I put mentos in ice cubes, put them in my friends coke while we were having a fire in my backyard. What happens is that while the ice cube is melting, the mentos haven't started the reaction yet, giving me time to actually give it to them before it burst. Lol, it was pretty funny
What's the most evil thing you've ever done?
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That's pretty awesome
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4 OdpowiedziAbout a year ago I worked at Walmart as a cashier. Old guy with a long scraggly beard walks in screaming something about how he needs to find his daughter. A manager walks up to him and try's to get to the bottom of what's happening but the man just keeps screaming about finding his daughter like he was ignoring that the manager was even their. The police show up a few minutes after and try to calm the man down. Seconds after the police start to talk to this guy he pulls down his pants and a lake of diarrhea begins to pour from his ass hole along with a variety of un digested food.nobody really knows how to respond to this so we all just sort of Stand around watching in discussed amazement. After he is finished unleashing this sewer of shit from his ass he just pulls up his pants (no toilet paper required) and just sits cris cross applesauce a few feet away from the ocean of shit. A few minutes after this an ambulance shows up and so does this daughter he had Ben screaming about who had apparently Ben in the bathroom the whole time. He and the daughter leave after a questioning from the cops and leave me about her cashier and some cleaning lady to clean it up. Hears where the evil part comes in. The cleaning lady then told us to help clean her up to witch we both downright refused saying we do not get payed near enough to Handel something like that. She then said in a depressed tone fine and proceeded to clean it up. I felt really bad but at the same time I wasn't going anywhere near that Feacle abomination
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12 OdpowiedziI sent my ex's parents her nudes pretending that I was a stranger she met on Omegle. They broke her phone and sold her laptop. [spoiler]She cheated on me[/spoiler]
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Some asshat from my freshmen year really pissed me off. Hated his guts. Trendy, cheating immigrant who spoke bad English. So I see him walking home with a friend. I check his backyard for destructive tools. Sledgehammer obtained. Him, his friend, his little sister, and his parents walk out and get in a car. As usual, these types of people leave their doors unlocked. So I walk in, Sledge their microwave, table, and sink and walk out. Yeah, I'm a horrible person. But don't worry, if you get on my good side, I'll sledge someone to save you.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika CybrWyteTygr: 10/5/2015 5:35:21 AMPut a few metal cases filled with candlesticks neatly in a suitcase (headed to a wedding) Also wore a watch on purpose. Airport security flipped out.
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My friend drew a swastica <- is that how it's spelled? Anyway he drew one on the board when our teacher was gone for a minute
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21 OdpowiedziExisting... For I am the embodiment of Envy.
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5 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Steel4822: 10/25/2015 4:05:48 AMSome guy who always bullied me said that if I didn't give him some report to science to copy he would beat my ass so I was like that's it I called him and dumb ass for not being able to do simple projects and he started calling my gf, sister a whore got really pissed of he then said my mom was a low life piece of shit too far..... So his hand was in my locker I slammed it really hard on his hand them kicked him knocked the wind of him and threw his backpack into the pool and said do your own damn homework
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An old prank that nearly got me killed. Clear plastic wrap placed [i]strategically[/i] under the seats in he women's bathroom was the moment I made a name for myself and was able to screw with my school's brainless Barbie doll classmates my freshman year. They (and the entire football team that could easily have murdered a twig like myself) were close to figuring out it was me. Now I am a senior and almost everyone has forgotten about that... until the time that senior prank season starts and the games begin again. Only one of the football players figured it out and since he saw the daily insults and other motivational incidents from the past years, he helped divert suspicion from me to the seniors. Going from the nerdy 5' 11" 130 lb twig to a devious and still hated person felt nice since I actually earned my constant slander, insults and reason to reinvent myself. Good or evil, I could care less about what you guys think. All that was was some well deserved punishment for unjustified treatment.
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24 OdpowiedziI don't put the seat back down after I pee. > Instantly hated by all the flood's females
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8 OdpowiedziWhen I first became a police officer I gave my own grandmother a speeding ticket.
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3 Odpowiedzi2 months ago, an absolute asshole I knew from 8th grade found a shattered xbox one and laptop swimming in milk This kid was the absolute WORST Years ago in 8th grade, he thought he was the bigshot of the school. Got all the girls, cheated, covered in scars from fighting with his brother, white but said the N-Bomb in every sentence Absolute trash So I see him walking into a house. I shout at him saying [quote]"YO, COCKF[b]U[/b]CKER! HOW'S 8th GRADE GOING FOR YA? HAHAHAHA!"[/quote] [spoiler]He failed 8th grade... how? No idea... 8th was so easy.[/spoiler] So he yells back [quote]SHUT UP NI--A, IM FINNA BEAT YOUR ASS![/quote] Me[quote]YOU LIVE HERE YOU SCRAWNY PEICE OF WHITE SH[b]I[/b]T?[/quote] Him[quote]YEAH I LIVE HERE NI--A![/quote] Me[quote]Alrighy then. See you in 8th grade you f[b]u[/b]cking failure![/quote] That night, I sneak in, grab his xbox and a pc I found with his account on it. [spoiler]No password. Loser.[/spoiler] Take a sledgehammer I found in the back yard and obliterated the xbox. Stole milk from his fridge and poured it all into a bucket. I then dunked the pc. It wouldn't turn on afterwards. HA! [spoiler]Was this too mean? I hate the kid so much. Nothing is too mean when I hate someone.[/spoiler]
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16 OdpowiedziSaw this one thread yesterday. Guy said he fed baking soda to piglets (long story), which caused them to squeal in pain, swell up, and explode.
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1 OdpowiedźHigh school story - He had this bitch Scottish relief teacher for our English class, we had to work in pairs on a poster about a nation (me and my friend chose China.) Anyway the pair behind me (one was my crush) was chatting away and then the relief teacher begins yelling at everyone (and swearing may I add) then goes to every individual and swears at them for not working. After she finished with me and my partner, she went behind to the other desk. In the middle of her screaming I stood up and said "bitch, why don't you jump off a cliff and get a rock go right through your lungs" she looked at me with a furious look and my crush just added "yeah, ya Scottish butch" (she actually said it like that, she doesn't have speech problems) and she got in trouble. She nodded at me after I stood up for her. That bitch relief teacher was there again the same day for a different class, and I still didn't get in trouble (but she got fired for swearing. #dontmesswiththisgeneration)
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9 OdpowiedziI threw a pudding covered Kleenex over a book shelf and someone thought it was crap (there was some screaming XD) I mooned my dad once after i got really mad at him (can't remember the reason but i do remember the spankings) I threatened a kid after he kicked my dog (i seen fear in his eyes >:D lol) If this was the other way around though, once in elementary school a girl was giving some people gummy bears so she gave me one and after i put it in my mouth her and her friends started laughing so i gave them a confused look. That's when she told me she rubbed the gummy bear on her boobs. I spit it right out on to the desk.
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When I was 12 years old I saw a kid in my grade drop his wallet and I took like $40 from it then left it. Later that day I heard an announcement on the speakers about a lost wallet
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika PKun, Grey Knight: 10/6/2015 6:58:40 PM>Be me >5th grade, at daycare >Playing in huge-arse field with friends >Kid who I've had problems with before (We'll call him Mr. Dickbutt) comes running at me with a toy car >I know this kid has plenty of bad germs I don't want, so I run as fast as I can >Mr. Dickbutt gets really mad after a few minutes of playing Chase, and throws toy car at the back of my head >ImGoingSuperSaiyan.exe >Run up to Mr. Dickbutt and nail my foot in his face like I was Chuck Norris >Fatality.gif >Later that day, I get suspended from daycare for 2 days after my kick gave Mr. Dickbutt a black eye >YoHomestoBelAir.jpg
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If you feed birds rice they blow up
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1 OdpowiedźIn Okinawa my buddy and I tossed a bunch of captured cicadas into one of our new Marines' heater vents in his room. All night we heard him cursing at the loud ass buzzing sounds and throwing shit around the room. Wish I could share others but don't want to get ninja'd.
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2 OdpowiedziI licked my older brothers waffles, dropped them on the floor, made them and covered them in strawberries,and whipped cream. Lastly I watched him eat every bit of it with a huge smile on my face. :D
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Was a blink shotgunner in crucible. Hehehehehe
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1 OdpowiedźNearly killed a guy once.
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1 Odpowiedźhttps://mlpforums.com posting this
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1 OdpowiedźI planted legos sporadically in my daycare carpet.
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1 OdpowiedźI once watched a kid fill out a scantron in pen and didn't say a word.
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2 OdpowiedziStabbed a kid in the leg with my pencil and broke it off. He deserved it I was a thief and damn good at it A bb ricochet and hit one of our goats in the face. Punched (same kid as the pencil) in the throat. Well. Karate chopped him. He deserved it. I like to watch things unflod that i know are about to go horribly wrong. Many times i can stop it or warn them, but i like to watch and see how they react and handle it.