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3/4/2015 4:21:16 AM
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Wife got mad
Wife got mad at me and tried to break my destiny disc but could only bend it, I laughed, got in my car and went and bought another copy.... Game on.
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#Destiny
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-blam!- her. Break her shit. Stomp it till it no longer twitches.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Gorilla Warrior: 3/12/2015 5:56:47 AMif she's trying to break your shit she's prob cheating on you... Cause if she's trying to break your shit she doesn't respect you and there's nothing uglier/unsexy than a spouse you don't respect not sure why guys like bragging about this kind of stuff.... edit: why did someone bump this garbage from over a week ago?
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Man that's ruff. She needs to keep cooking in the kitchen to build them muscles!
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Buy your wife some protein than divorce her
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1 OdpowiedźDismantle her maybe you will get some shards
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2 OdpowiedziThat's why you have to kill her before she enrages
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Now do me a favor and Humm on my balls make sure you got that really deep tone bass hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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6 OdpowiedziWhy don't you play with her and push her lil button dude I take care of my lady and will sometimes get a surprise BJ while doing pvp which i will quickly put down bet she is effing your friend or her ex priorities bro you sound stupid
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1 OdpowiedźMy wife drowned my ps4 in the bath tub after I got gjallarhorn and she didn't. lucky I had insurance got another. I then of course had to get her back by administering 50 shades of grey type punishment :P
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My ex found out I was at my exex's house (it was actually innocent) n proceeded to destroy my flat. She told me she was going to destroy everything I owned, I got back n pretty much everything but my tv laptop n playstation had been thrown across the room. Morel to the story... Don't go out with crazy strippers.
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Call her a scrub, that's what I call my girlfriend when she is being unreasonable
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Goodness, sounds like the tip of the ice berg
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My misses tells me to change to titan then steals pad for several hours.
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3 OdpowiedziRookie. Two words: Digital copy.
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That's not very nice
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3 OdpowiedziWhat did you do lol
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LOL! I once had a guy call in to work saying he would make it in that day. His reason? "Hoes be trippin". I assume this is what he meant. Good luck.
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And mine ask me:"don't you have a game to go play?"
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Better hope she didn't cut your breaks
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3 OdpowiedziWhat you need to do: put folded ketchup packets under her car tires
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Mine took my controller. I took her phone I paid for and went and bought another one. Needed a back up anyway.
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Cover the toilet seat with seran wrap. Start the war!
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4 OdpowiedziBuy it on the Playstation store.
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Guard your console for next time. I speak from experience
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Haha it was just a small disagreement that escalated.
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Uhm may I ask what you did?
