[url=/en/News/News?aid=12585]Bungie Weekly Update - 02/12/2015[/url]
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Ur not Deej
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21 Odpowiedzi1. My Titan armor has nipples. 2. Why can't my Warlock perform the Cruciatus Curse? 3. I found an awesome tank in the Cosmodrome, but I can't seem to drive it. 4. My Huntress has been doing her sexy-dance in front of the Cryptarch for an hour and he hasn't slipped a single engram into her hotpants. 5. My ghost sounds bored and annoyed, like I interrupted his nap? 6. I activated "String of Curses" on my Bad JuJu, and now whenever I pull the trigger, it calls me a "no talent ass clown". 7. I keep typing "hot coffee", but The Queen remains fully clothed. 8. When I shoot my "Thorn", Bret Michaels sings "Every rooooose has its thoooorn"-- nevermind this glitch is awesome, don't change a thing. 9. This may be off topic, but the ending of "Lost" was really unsatisfying. 10. Sometimes when I play too long my butt falls asleep. 11. Whenever my Hunter kills someone with a throwing knife, she shouts, "KNIFE to meet you." 12. There are no cup holders on my sparrow. 13. Does my Titan have super short arms? It seems like my Titan has super short arms. 14. My Warlock is wearing a one piece bathing suit instead of underwear. 15. When Crota takes a knee, the Thralls shout, "Tebow! Tebow! Tebow!" until the game freezes. 16. My Ghost has the voice of Gilbert Gottfried. 17. My Ghallajorn shoots banana cream pies. 18. This game is ruining my marriage? 19. My "Mida Multi-Tool" has no corkscrew. 20. Atheon sent me back to 1955 where I accidentally interfered with my parents' first meeting and nearly erased my own existence.[/quote] Omg so funny![/quote]
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That's so cool
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Wow this is amazing!
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Whaaaat?
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Oh sweet new UI!
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9 OdpowiedziHow can one defend this game at this point???
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika The Watcher: 8/28/2015 9:22:17 PMHeuheuheuheuheuheu NECROBUMP
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245 OdpowiedziDescribe deej in two words.
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Heh heh heh
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1 OdpowiedźGive Mythoclast
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3 Odpowiedzi[quote][quote]Every single complain in Destiny, ever: Comment any that I missed. Heavy ammo Vault space RNG sucks Ships and class items are pointless No Land Beyond being a thing Can't turn off Auto-Aim Can't skip cutscenes Anyone who says "go play call of doody if u dont like this game" Anyone who says "its an mmo its supposed to be a grind i have like over 50 hours into this game and i deserve my gjallahorn way more that some guy with 500" People wanting trading People with .02 K/Ds getting a Suros VoG glitches and bugs CE glitches and bugs Lack of story Ghost is pointless Every mission is go shoot this while Ghost "hacks" this. Everyone looks the same at the level cap Xur sucks Xur doesn't sell heavy ammo Cryptarch sucking Gunsmith is pointless Vendor armor trumped VoG armor No point to doing VoG Gunsmith is pointless unless you have an exotic bounty DLC was on disc DLC added nothing Eris has like no background DeeJ sucks Comment sections giving people cancer Ascendant materials have no purpose anymore Necrochasm sucks VoG weapons aren't 331 Vex Mythoclasts got nerfed to crap Vex Mythoclasts only go to 323 Bungie has pointless updates Bungie nerfs the crap out of everything because of 6-year-olds in the Crucible This game causing relationship problems Cheeses get fixed instantly but heavy ammo is "complicated" Iron Banner instead of Queen's Wrath No matchmaking for Raids People wanting matchmaking for raids Xûr selling Icebreaker Xûr not selling Gjallahorn People wanting Xûr to sell Gjallahorn No custom shaders No new bounties 32s treating 31s like garbage Daily story is from the DLC every other day Nightfall/Weekly is Omnigul every other week Nightfall and Weekly are the same Nightfall giving crappy rewards Hey look that engram is just wrapped in purple paper it has a green tear on it Race and gender having no affect on storyline Haircut having no effect on gameplay There, I complained so you don't have to. Did I get them all? EDIT: Some things are included in other complaints. For example: Xûr not selling Red Death is covered under "Xûr sucks".[/quote] Originally posted by xdtrain43x[/quote]