Everyone knows that tediousness is super fun, so let's make everything even more tanky! Fights feel so tedious now, which must mean they're super fun! So what if we made them even MORE tedious by giving everything even MORE hp? While we're at it, we should add some more stuff that can kill the player instantly. Maybe even add some stuff that makes it so the player can't do anything. In fact, we should just make the game a cutscene so the player has no input and just loses. Wouldn't that be so fun?