Phoenix, Arizona. you're within a three hour dive of hunting, skiing, thd Grand Canyon, Hoover Dam. we have Americans, Canadians, Mexicans (big yup), Bermese, and an assortment of Muslims. we build out, not up. cheap real estate. low crime compared to Boston or NY. low numbers of race issues. most city workers speak two languages , Eng. and Spanish. we're industrious and blue collar. we havd held F1 races in years past. we have a great sheriff. it's warm year-round. we have solar power farms. we get out water through rain and a carefully constructed sustem that funnels water runoff from the melting snow in the mountains. these make us eco friendly and self-sufficient. we would be a great candidate fo- [spoiler]*truck drives by blasting Mexican Hat Dance with 5 people in bed and 4 in cab. truck drives up to house, all get out and go in. scuffling is heard. they reappear walking out with a stereo system, tv, oven, washer & dryer, three tires, and one custom rim.*[/spoiler] SON-OF-A-BITCH! THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! *Mexican walks over and stabs him 3 times, silencing him. picks up his phone, opens destiny app.* Chupar mi huevos -blam!-!