Any regrets?

Have you broken the right trigger on your ps4 controller yet???

Do you feel any different than when you first started?

Having a 331 maxed gjallahorn and ice breaker I find it near impossible to give my exotic slot to thorn. What legendary should I consider. I have a maxed fate bringer at 300. I have a DYD with field scout at 331. I have the red ix availible at 331 (has explosive rounds, one of my warlocks has it equipped), and I have immediate access to any vendor hand cannon.

I have the timur's lash. Should I use another hand cannon?

Do you do drugs? Have you ever lost a relative/friend that was very close to you?

What do you think of the Red Hand? I just started getting into using Hand cannons, I feel I got a pretty sweet roll on mine(on my warlock) It's basically a scout rifle hand cannon, though I do wish third eye was a better perk. I have Thorn and Last Word which I do plan on Leveling to use in PVP, just my exotic slot is mostly reserved for my Gjallahorn in PVE, which is why I use the red hand.

I main with either Hawkmoon or Thorn. Just wondering.... Does the thorn feel heavier when you use it? I can't describe it but Hawkmoon feels so light and weightless compared to it (even though it has a slightly lower RoF). Maybe it's because of the animations? Or the sounds (thump vs boom)?

The Last Word or Thorn? The only true question to ask.

We'll talk when you reach 36,000 with 54% precision kills. "I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake!"

What is the best hand cannon for pvp and what is the best hand cannon for PvE. Don't include the last word plz. I have the thorn and the raid hand cannon

Why do I have more kills with hand cannons?

Do you ever wish you had more ammo? Lol

What if a Hand Cannon was pancakes???????????????????????????

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How do you feel about the new hand cannons after the dlc launch? Anything stand out in your mind? I run tdyk maxed and it seems to be holding up well in the higher levels to 28. I just got another thorn bounty and was going to run it to get the max attack 331. Currently have a 300 attack thorn not maxed and it's pretty decent after the patch. Still love my tdyk but feel it will eventually become obsolete once I go after Crota. Also have a tlw I was going to hand over to xur for the upgrade. Do you think when the house of Wolves drops they will up the attack of the guns again? Would it be worth the strange coins or should I wait since that gun sits on the shelf for now? Sorry for all the random questions. Thank you.

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What do you think of Timur's Lash? I was excited to get it but the fire rate is ridiculously low...

Do you have a life? Do you have a girlfriend/boyfreind? Do you have a job?

Dear CynicalCyanide, I require your guidance. Just 30 minutes before I wanted to purchase my "The Devil you Know" from the vangaurd vendor I've found myself a TDYK from a legendary engram (RNGegus blessed me I guess). However.... It came with the following perks: Precision kills increase reload speed dramatically The last bullet in the magazin causes considerable bonus damage. Now, the downsides with these perks are: You need to reload after a precision kill to enjoy the benefit op perk 1. The gun has 12 bullets, so the last bullet is always far away, in addition you want to reload after a precision kill but that isn't always done with the last bullet.. So the question, can you please advise if I should buy the vendor version of this gun once I reach 150 vangaurd marks again or do you advise the Lord High Fixer once I get to rank 3 of the crucible (shouldn't be a problem this week). Tip: Add #handcannon to your post to make it easier to find :)

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