This was one of the first things I ever wrote on B.net. Mail Sack 10 question thread 4ever. [quote]Dear DeeJ, Due to your ignorance of my inquiry concerning Easter eggs in Mail Sack 9 (pg. 4), I have become quite depressed. Through a series of somewhat maddening events, ultimately caused by you, I was forced to cover myself in peanut butter and bacon grease; then I was made to roll around in my 77 gallon tank of M&M's. I cried in the corner of my bedroom for three hours as clowns filed through and laughed at me. This has left me a broken person, and I hope your sorry for the tragedies you've caused. On a related note, I'm going to stand outside my highschool on April Fools day dressed as a robot (almost done with the costume) holding a sign that says "Will d0 r0b0t things f0r $." on one side and that "010110001" talk on the other for all the busses and cars to see. Your thoughts on this? Preferably Urks thoughts on this? Finally, I hope you do not reply to this letter because you feel the immense guilt bestoyed upon you by the previous paragraph, but because you (now) know that I am not out of peanut butter, bacon grease, and M&M's. Plus I know where you work. Sincerely (and somewhat remorsefully), DE4THINC4RN4TE Ps. I'm referring to Fallout Bunker Delta, NOT the Bellevue Offices, just so where clear. Yeah, that's right, I know about that place.[/quote] [url=http://halo.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=70935792&postRepeater1-p=7]Link[/url] to the page here.

What...the hell...made you write that?