[i]condemned to hang by the neck until dead"[/i]
*frowns*
"Captain, its Captain"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this shall be the day you shall always remember as the day you [i]almost[/i] caught [b]Captain[/b] Jack Sparrow."
*Jumps off the OT island cliff into the Great Salt Ocean*
"That was grosser than expected, help, help, quick, haul me out, mistakes were made, [b]help![/b]"
[spoiler]This is a Jack post. [/spoiler]
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