[i]A long time ago in a... Oh wait, that's not right, there aren't any laser swords in this story. Let's try this one, *ahem* Once upon a time in a place not so far away there lived a small boy, and this boy had an interesting family, so interesting that they gave him the name Derpy Taco, but that's not the worst of it, their last name was Tuesday. As you can imagine, even babies could tell that that was a stupid name, so Derpy was seriously bullied by his peers. Except for one, and that was Baby Yoda. No, baby wasn't his title, his name was actually Baby. Since they both had dumb names they bonded very easily, since neither could throw shade (or binkies) at the other. Now Baby Yoda may have been small but he was very mature for his age, see Baby Yoda was over 40 years old, and had grown up mostly in foster care, and that being the case, he was introduced to a variety of entertainment, and he had quite the affinity for X rated entertainment. Baby Yoda being a bro's bro introduced this to Derpy when he could sit up and register things happening on a screen. That moment changed Derpy's life for the better (or worse depending on who you ask). On that day Derpy discovered something, that he had an affinity for women with gray hair. No one quite understood why, but Baby Yoda saw this in his friend and helped to nurture this trait in him. As the years went by Derpy grew in his love for women with gray hair, and became a connoisseur of sorts, so you can imagine his pure joy when he saw his very first teacher. Since Baby Yoda looked so small he started Pre-School the same time as Derpy, and this was a fantastic relief for Derpy, because he was terribly frightened to have to leave his silver foxes and return to a place where he might be bullied. On the first day of Pre-School Derpy's dad drove him and Baby Yoda to the school. When his dad opened the door Derpy almost screamed, not in terror, but in pure elation. Because there, waiting at the gate, with a big smile on her face, and with flowing gray hair, stood the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes on. When his dad lifted him and Baby Yoda out of the car, and walked them to the gate, she waved at them and opened the gate. Derpy let out a couple tears, because he couldn't contain this happiness he was feeling. His dad let them both go, waved goodbye and hoped in the car and drove away, but Derpy didn't take his eyes off the silver haired beauty before him. After Derpy's dad was out of sight, she closed the gate, stooped down and wiped Derpy's tears with her sleeve. Then she said the most beautiful words Derpy had ever heard, "Hi, my name is Ms. Martha and I'll be your teacher." Expect the next entry tomorrow.[/i]