Earlier today I realized something very important: [u]Donald Trump is an alien.[/u]
Now you must be saying “[i]Why Ghost Bucket, you’re a left wing nut job who needs to stop eating mushrooms he finds in the forest.[/i]” IN WHICH I SAY, I AM NOT A NUT JOB, AND MUSHROOMS ARE DELICIOUS!
Now if you’re to understand I must explain:
You see it all starts with the infamous Bermuda Triangle. Now, we all know it’s where the government REALLY keeps the aliens we all know exist. We can see this in the legends and disappearances of many air and water craft. But what does this have to do with daddy Donald? IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH DONALD! What shape is the Bermuda Triangle? It’s a triangle. Now tell me, what else is the shape of a triangle? That’s right a dorito (assuming it’s a nacho cheese dorito, aka the only dorito). NOW RIDDLE ME THIS! WHAT COLOR IS A DORITO? That’s right, it’s orange. What color is our dearest chosen one? [u]Orange.[/u]
Now my theory is: Donald Trump is an alien who escaped from the Bermuda Triangle to infiltrate our government and take over the world!
YOU KNOW I’M RIGHT! YOU CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH! I am not crazy, I’m right.
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