Hey you! Yeah you, the cranky old f@ck!
Assassin’s Oath is now recruiting people ages 30 and older (but if you’re 21+ and have the back of a 50+ year old, we’ll take you too). We’re looking for people who are interested in endgame content, raiding, sherpaing, as well as some diet PvP (think of more of a Fabled grind than Legend). Most of us have jobs, kids, and partners that will stab us if we play hardcore amounts of Destiny, but if you’re a weekend warrior or like to shoot aliens when the kids go to bed, we might be a great fit for you!
What’s our clan make-up?
-Professionals
-College students
-Married people
-Parents
-Sarcastic old people that have been around since D1
-NA people (most of our sherpas are 9-5ers so our raids happen after 7pm EST)
Requirements:
- 30+ preferred, but will also take mature 21+
- Be respectful (I mean, we swear, get rowdy and make wildly inappropriate jokes, but if you’re being a creep and the reason that HR has to have that sexual harassment training every year, we’re probably not going to work out)
- Be an independent man or woman (our sherpas love to help but sometimes, you just gotta suck it up and use LFG)
- If interested in raiding: Can follow directions
- Download the Band app to communicate with us (this is how we organize events)
Leave a message here if you're old and interested. Or you can PSN me: Aeluro
Want to have a convo and an icebreaker to see if we're going to get along?!?! Here's some ice breakers for you (replying to these is not required, I'm just a teacher and this is how I deal with scared children and awkward adults):
- Do you fold or crumple toilet paper?
- You've gotta sing a song for karaoke, what song do you pick?
- What is the worst job you have ever had?
Aeluro's responses:
Fold - I'm not an animal
Song - Love Shack
- UPS - F that place
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Hi, my husband and I are hoping to join a new clan. We are both 29 and have a daughter. Im an assistant teacher and we play after work and mostly on weekends once the little one is in bed. We left a good clan to join my brother in law’s crappy clan (we were pressured, don’t judge us) but we are now full of regret. Ice breaker: 1. Fold - sometimes crumple if my daughter is rushing me. 2. Killer Queen by: Queen 3. Texas Roadhouse, they thought as a waitress I should wear booty shorts and jump around and do cheers...like a cheerleader. F that. Side note: We may do a “we are not worthy” bow a la Wayne and Garth if we are allowed to join.