What if everything you ever wanted...
WAS TO KICK EVERYTHING IN THE FACE!? FOREVER!
THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!!
PUT THESE SWEET LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO THROUGH THEIR SKULL! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS CARED ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS!
YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY!
YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL KILL THEM ALL!
YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE HECK OUT OF HERE!YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS!YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY....YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AND MURDER THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO THAT GU---wait, THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!? WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT!?
YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS!
PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!
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[quote]PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!![/quote]
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im a vorelock
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WELL I GUESS YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO USE YOUR GUN LIKE A PEASENT - Peregrine Greaves users
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problem is only good gun against captain blockers is jottun and well its exotic
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Editado por sammy-00193: 6/16/2019 8:47:46 PMHahaha... wait you're serious? Me and my friend haven't used Jotunns in forever. Mediums are annoying but not impossible. Use a shotgun, or a solar fusion. Never use primary on a medium blocker. If you have Windego use that to stun and use a shotgun to ass blast
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i would if i wouldnt clear and invade then come to the bank to see nobody got the blockers despite having jottun or litterally anything else hell this one guy was wearing sentry and he kept stealing invades
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If you are invading then do that. If a sentry is invading nothing you can do. Readjust your strategy or just pick a new role. Sentry set is the most useless suit in gambit Prime now with Peregrine Greaves added to the game so don't expect them to do their job
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OBLIGATORY BUMP THE FLYING KNEE COMMANDS ME
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THE FLYING KNEE APPROVES.... FOR NOW
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THANK YOU MY LORD -slowly backpedals out the room, bowing- THANK YOU