Cancer. [spoiler]Story time! So while I was at boot camp being called cancer by our drill instructors was common place. “You are literal cancer, and I’ll cut you out before you corrupt my marine corps” kind of thing. Well, one dumbass recruit heard it and thought it was the zodiac sign and replied “no I’m Virgo” First we weren’t allowed to speak in first person, individualism is not tolerated, second he contradicted a drill instructor, and third he was stupid. But it was funny as hell. [/spoiler]