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12/23/2017 12:32:56 AM
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I was dating this girl and she loved to do reverse cowgirl. She got a bit too into it and bounced completely off, then landed back on me and bent me. I pissed blood for a few days afterwards and now Mr. Happy will not salute the flag if I am laying on my back.
[spoiler]On the bright side, he happily goes to work in any other position.[/spoiler]
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Fractured it, huh?
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No idea, I was too scared to go to the doctor.
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I don't blame you. Having strangers touching your dick is embarrassing lol.
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[quote]I don't blame you. Having strangers touching your dick is embarrassing lol.[/quote] Or exciting!! 🤩
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Exactly!
