Hi! I am tired of not getting uncommons. I always do strikes, guess what i get! Go on, guess! Rares and legendaries!!! I dont want that junk! So i started using 3 of coins hoping i could get uncommon engrams to decrypt. And after 20 strikes i got 20 exotics and 0 uncommons! I hate my life!!!! Update 1: The search is still going. No signs of uncommon engram life forms. Oh wait! A clue! Its a square shaped circle in the ground! Hmm.... It must be..., a squaircle! Everyone knows uncommons are a squaircle shape! Update 2: turns out the squaircle was just titan poo. I have made my way to venus on the seach. Im going to offer a gate keeper many glimmers for an uncommon engram. Update 3: the gate keeper was at a sleep over at his friends house so we couldn't chat. The search will move to Mars. Update 4: we made it. Buzz lightyear flew me to Marz. Im going to offer the cobble a trade. Ill give them a 9:0 trials passage for an uncommon engram. Update 5: the cobble weren't nice. So yeah, i DDOSed them. Oh wait... It cant be... ITS BETTER THEN A UNCOMMOOON!!! ITS A COMMOOON! Its called Khovostaavvvvvve. Its a hand cannon. I must sell it. Update 6: i sold it for 25000000000000 glimmer. I have a date with Eriis Mooorn. People say you cant buy love! Update 7: i think im in love with eris, she seems like the on--- no. I was sniped. I just got no scoped by Ice Breaker... I died in the hospital 8981 days later.