So after returning from vacation, I did what I would normally do on my daily basis- check on my tiny box of raisins from eris. I've had them for almost a year, now. They are different from most raisins, but they are handsome and strong. After returning from my hiatus (which was filled with sunburns and pina coladas), I found that my tiny box of raisins have been renamed to Ascendant Raisins. What.