Alright, so it seems like someone has left me a rather confusing surprise on my car. When I got out of class and went to open my door, I laid my eyes upon this mysterious substance. To me, it just looks like someone has a sour opinion of me and decided to spit on the handle. However, this could be something completely different. Now, this can either mean one of two things: One, somebody is a straight up asshole and decided to spit on my door handle for whatever reason. Two, this substance on my car isn't spit, rather something else that you can use your imagination to figure out, and they're sending me a message of some sort. Either way, I've already accidentally touched it, so I've initiated this stranger's master plans on me. halp me, Flood