Bored in the crucible?
Use Thorn.
Upon using said weapon, your bland and boring day in the crucible will magically transform into an eventful and majestic experience.
Here is just a few epic things to expect when you use this fantastic game changer,
- You will get T-bags 4 Dayz. And in doing so, you can dunker'roos in their mouth tooz
- Hate messages up the bum. You'll get so much you'll need to change your PSN or Xboxtag. EPIC!!!
- Marvel in the fact knowing that every time you kill someone with the DoT, they have a 45% chance to break their controller, kick their dog or bitch smack their mom or girlfriend because they feel they have been emasculated.
- You can pat yourself on the back and say, "at least I don't need that gay ass DoP or LW."
With all these changes, who wouldn't want to use this game changer???
*For even more epic results and forum salt so great you'll shit bricks, use a voidfang, ToF+VF Sunsinger.
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Lmao. Comment of the year((((snaps mic in half))))
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Yes yes and a million times yes. Still deleting from Crimson doubles hate mail. :-)
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You literally just described the trash of the community who would use all that garbage crap all together at once and think they are good at the end of the day. And best of course say LW or dop is equivalent symptom and sign of autism. I'm proud of you, great mind. 90% of the players right now.
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Where have you been hiding you comedic genius!!
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No guns glitch Voidfang Vestments Radiance Double Fusion Grenades Went 23 and 17 won in rumble Just don't get mad about the shot guns
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I literally laughed my ass off bust now
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lmao When did Thorn become the weapon of the good guys again
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You are my hero
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Ahhh my noble subject. I'm glad you're doing the work of the gods for me
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These reasons are precisely why I use Thorn so damn much. Your a freaking winner dude.