Bump if you like Once Upon a time, There was a guy named Juan. Juan was driving to the bar to get drunk and talk to his friend Armando and Jose. As Juan entered the bar he sensed the presence of his Archenemy Pedro. Juan ignored Pedro and sat with his friends for a few drinks. Juan completely drunk glanced at Pedro and to his surprise saw his sister Juanita flirting with Pedro. Juan shouted at Juanita; "How Dare You Betray Our Family Like This!!" Juan got up and ran towards Pedro who was across the bar, Pedro also got up and ran towards Juan. Juanita knowing they were both drunk decided to escape and run out of the bar. Just as Juan and Pedro got 6 feet close to each other, they both slipped on a soda that was spilled all over the floor. They both feel and died. Point of the story? Never fight drunk in a Mexican bar. If this is Racist or inappropriate to any of you, let me know instead of reporting me, ill change it.