I worship my creator [spoiler]Peanut Butter[/spoiler] I have found love from him, I have found satisfaction and guilty pleasures, I have found my life full of happiness. I am the founder of this religion and thus have made the rules of this religion to suit anyone and everyone's needs. -You shall not speak the sacred word [spoiler]Jelly[/spoiler] -You cannot worship [spoiler]Jellyism[/spoiler] -You cannot participate in school or school related actions -Do whatever you want while worshiping the peanut butter god -Eat Peanut Butter -Eat more Peanut Butter -Eat even more Peanut Butter -Do whatever the -blam!- you feel like doing -GG I found this religion through a horrible near death act. It was a dark night, my car crashed and I was gifted with..a jar of delicious Peanut Butter. [spoiler]This is real kk[/spoiler]