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2/18/2015 2:27:01 PM
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Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris once stopped an out of control train by just merely looking at it.
Post yours below.
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Smoggy Pluto created him.
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1 RespuestaBeneath his beard is not a chin, but another fist.
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Chuck Norris is the reason the oversoul looks the way it does.
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1 RespuestaWhy are there so many Chuck Norris jokes but no Bruce Lee jokes? Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
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2 RespuestasChuck Norris once round-house kicked a horse on the chin. Their descendants are now known as giraffes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Seriously he told me.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris is a Girl Scout. I buy Tag A Longs from him every spring.
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When chuck does a push up he's not pushing himself up, he pushes the earth away from himself.
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Chuck Norris doesnt t-bag bitches, he potato sacks them
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Chuck Norris is a conservative
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Chuck Norris shaves by kicking himself in the face because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris
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-Chuck Norris died a few years ago. Death has just been too afraid to tell him. -Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to make wood. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Most people pee their names in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. How many push ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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The boogie man looks under his bed at night for chuck Norris
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Editado por UnboundRelyks: 2/18/2015 3:27:34 PM-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris was originally going to be included into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris poops lightsabers. When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down. When Chuck Norris hit you, there are always two hits. Him hitting you, and you hitting the surface of the Sun.
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If Jesus can walk on water then chick Norris can walk on Jesus Chuck Norris wasn't born he punched his way out of his mothers uterus Chuck Norris has no father. He is his own father. Tornadoes are spawned out of chuck Norris' hate for mobile homes Crota may be a badass but chuck Norris can breathe on oryx and get all of the drops at once. When chuck Norris walks into the tower his friend request and party invites instantly reach over 9000
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1 RespuestaThe day Chuck Norris was born the only one that cried was the doctor... You do not spank Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the travels voice
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1 RespuestaChuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice!
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He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom!
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Jesus could walk on water... but chuck norris can swim through land
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