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1/29/2014 4:19:32 AM
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I lost my childhood when I was -blam!- by a clown.
Worst fifth birthday ever.
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Was it at least funny?
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[quote]I lost my childhood when I was -blam!- by a clown. Worst fifth birthday ever.[/quote] usually clowns don't find 90 year old virgins sexy... So I've never experienced your pain before, he didn't stretch out your corn hole did he?
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Don't worry, I beat him to death with a plunger. Shit was tight.
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Should've done it with one of his own balloon animals.
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I tried that. Turns out it's really hard to bludgeon someone with a balloon poodle.
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