Pie beats cookies every day of the week, your ignorance shall be your downfall.....
...TAKE HEED OF MY WORDS A WAR IS COMING TO OFFTOPIC......
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And you shall fail
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Nah mate I am the absolute unit
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No, I am
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U wot mate?
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U heard me
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Bro I’ll slap you so hard you’ll be thrown back into the 1800’s and be burnt as a witch!
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I’ll punch you so hard you’ll fly back to 1865 Washington D.C. and take Lincoln’s bullet for him
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I’ll roundhouse kick you so hard that you’ll be thrown back to April 7 33AD and you’ll be crucified instead of our lord.
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I’ll head but you so far back in time that you’ll be liked by the flood
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Imma sucker punch you so hard you're gonna be thrown into a future where destiny is actually good.
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I’ll kick you in the crotch so hard that you’ll fly into an alternate universe where EA is actually a good company
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That's a low blow bruv, I'll let a lot of things slide in a scrap but never will the breaking of the Honourable code be accepted nor tolerated.
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You must realize... you are doomed
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The mad lad did it
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RIGHTO MATE! I WILL SINGLE HANDEDLY DROPKICK ALL THESE SODDIN NON-BELIEVERS AND LIARS ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE WAR OF 1812! FOR PIE!
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Wrong bub, for I shall bitch slap you so hard and so far back in time, that you will create the big bang, bounce forward and far enough in time that your landing will cause the extinction of the dinosaurs! ALL HAIL BERNTHAL THE GREAT AND THE HOLY MOLASSES COOKIE!!!
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You can’t handle my swag you frickin hecker 1v1 at minevraft hunger games!
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That is because you have no swag, riding around in your car seat, hanging out the rear passenger seat of your Mom's minivan ride, trying to holler at folks.
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Hey let’s not bring careers into this mate aight? Gotta keep it somewhat civil.
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I shall give you a pass this once!
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I’ll get you next time Gadget. NEXT TIMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Okay dr. Claw have a great day!