I’m sure you all are troubled by the great cookie war. However, the President has asked me to assure you that the heresy of Golden Owl will be silenced. Minister of Cookies, xombiexronad will continue to lead us to almighty Bernthal. We shall together, silence this heresy!
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#Offtopic
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2 RespuestasDafuq, there's a cookie war??? [spoiler]Sign me up[/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasHmm now I’ve seen everything
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7 RespuestasDid I miss something? What’s going on?
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2 RespuestasI have targeted cookie givers with like bombs
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23 RespuestasEditado por Darth Turtle: 10/9/2018 10:18:23 AMBah, as Secretary of defense I suggest you retract that claim. You wouldn’t want a military coup would you?
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2 Respuestas[quote]Rest assured that the heretics will be wiped from the face of #OffTopic, their legacy forgotten and abused.[/quote]
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5 RespuestasWhy don't I spend more time in off topic?
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2 RespuestasI say we put the traitors against the wall and be done with them!!
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8 RespuestasAs the official janitor of Offtopic I approve this message 👍🏾 [spoiler]or do I???[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaNo this is not the way to cookie salvation! For the all cookies are of equal value until one tries them and judges them to their own taste for a god may think one's opinion as wrong, but those with knowledge will know that opinions, no matter who from, are just opinions that have no value. [spoiler]you can silence the truth but it'll haunt you when you can't experience the true Nirvana of Cookies![/spoiler]
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I didn't want to do this but beware the like bombs
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Huh. You stop paying attention for a week and a war breaks out without you. Life, man.
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5 RespuestasEditado por Golden Owl: 10/9/2018 3:54:52 AMDo not call me a heretic for leading the people to the truths. I hope you see the truth that all cookies are holy
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11 RespuestasCan't a just be the nonreligious guy that likes cookies?
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1 Respuesta*bows head humbly whilst flexing mightily!* Thank you VP! Here are some piping hot, fresh cookies for you and the Prez to share! 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪
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2 Respuestas[quote]Yes Yes we already know you identify as homosexu---Wait what's this about a great cookie war?[/quote] ^Wyoming
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Cake / Pie > cookies
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22 RespuestasPie beats cookies every day of the week, your ignorance shall be your downfall..... ...TAKE HEED OF MY WORDS A WAR IS COMING TO OFFTOPIC......
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[quote]Exiles from Oriohn who ruled Atlantis then got spahnked by their imperial parent civilization during at least 1 war on Earth people stayed in caves for and passed down the stories with the flood of Atlantis in creation myths and there are benevolent and malevolent hyper-dimensional forces battling for humanity's future, it's just this user probably disagrees with some of the benevolent forces' plans as an AnCap/libertarian/voluntarist. It boils down to reptilians/Democrips and like Enochiahns/Ebehns Rebloodlicans, probably, Mahntids are like in-between, think, and dunno about the Nordycs and Grayz and Sirianz and Pleiadianz and Andromedahnz and Anunaky and there seem to be conflicting reports on faeries....some benevolent and raypd by evl knyts long ago giving byrth to hybrid race under Englnd in the hollow-Earth and some blak-eyd children-type ones that hayt people and huhnt 'em. There's also the greehn-bean-skinnd ones, dunno what species they r.[/quote]
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[quote] "This heretic, and those who follow him, must be silenced."[/quote]
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1 RespuestaEditado por Girraffalope: 10/9/2018 8:45:10 PMLong live the almighty xonrad and his superior cookies!
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You forgot the molasses part!!!