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10/6/2018 1:34:30 PM
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yeah good luck with that.
you will try and kill him and he will be like
"no no no, here... the nine wants you to have this gifts.... you never know what is inside"
as you are about to pull the trigger you think to yourself.... man. the exotic famine is real, let me maybe... i don't know let him live and see what he has.
"ok F*cker, give me the engram, and i will let you live"
"no no no, here.... the engram is in exchange for shards...."
"NO OctoC*nt, its in exchange for your life..."
"no no no, Glimmer and Shards..."
"wait? what? a few seconds ago it was shards?"
"no no no, the price goes up as the value goes up, i can feel it, coming in the air ... tonight says the nine"
"hey isn't that Phill Collins?"
"no no no, the Nine wants you to have this. take it.... but first give me the masterwork core and shards and glimmer?"
"hey, FK you buddy your worse than the spider, i should just kill you!"
"no no no, what if its the Fated Engram you need? now give me your Glimmer, Shards and Mw Cores"
"F*CK how do you know what exotic i need? that fated engram bullshit wizardry!, How much?"
" you can have it for 96 Shards"
"what... i only have 63 Shards"
"no no no, not enough, not enough, need 96 or no loot"
"ok wait... sigh let me dismantle my gun and this armor, i don't like armor anyway"
"yes yes yes, now take it"
" WHAT THE F*CK ITS AN AEON SWIFT YOU DICKHOLE"
"ha ha ha, i thank you"
"IM GOING TO KILL YOU"
"with what gun? you dismantled it for shards?"
*NUT PUNCHES YOU*
Xur disappears in a cloud of black smoke while your lying there naked clutching a pair of Aeon Swifts.
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YOU DICKHOLE XUR!!!
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True story.
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Lol 😂. Comedy gold
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Nice job Grim...pure gold.
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Nice job Grim...pure gold.
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Nice job Grim...pure gold.
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God damn dude....😂😂that shit was epic
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This was amazing to read. Made me chuckle, thanks.
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Maybe we should set up Xur with cousin Susan.
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[spoiler]SHOCKER - XUR IS SUSAN POST BUS ACCIDENT[/spoiler] [spoiler]don't know why the FK I just used caps, sorry[/spoiler]
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I keep re-reading this and cracking up... It's brilliant.
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I keep re-reading this and cracking up... It's brilliant.
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My wife is just staring at me cause I can't stop laughing
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That is F@%kin' awesome man!!
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You’re*
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Yeah yeah grammar. Too lazy to correct it. Meh
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I hate it. Plus it adds to my "what an idiot" reputaishun
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[quote]"hey isn't that Phill Collins?"[/quote] "no no no, this is the world we live in. But the Nine wants you to have this. take it.... but first give me the masterwork core and shards and glimmer?"
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All i wanna say is they nine dont really care about us
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Lol. Awesome. :D
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Am I the only one who pictured Xur sounding like the maid from Family Guy, instead of his normal edgy voice?
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No, no..mr exotic he no here
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I would like to see someone do this exact voice-over and post it on YouTube.
