SERIOUSLY HOW DO I MUTE YOU PEOPLE!

I didn't read all. Sorry. I feel like you where making some great points. And just wanted to let you know that I agree.

When I was 13, My whole village tribe was enslaved by the Microsoft Mines in the old Zulu lands of Eyehackabihgllama. We dug for days in search for consoles, without any shovels or pickaxes. I was forced to use the limbs of a small child, who lost his legs after a large mosquito bit him, for work tools. The feet were used for shovels and the kneecap was for chipping away at the soft rock. During my endless days, I became ill with Swahilititis, a disease caused by the use of small children's limbs after falling off due to parasites. My breasts and earlobes sagged unhealthily like an aboriginal. I had explosive diarrhea and had unusual urges to drop it like it was hot, which the mines already were. My diarrhea was more like bursts of forceful air currents, since I was starved and dehydrated. After a while, I lost my Kidney through my bungalow hole. I prayed to the Kool-Aid god that I'd be cured from my ailment and leave the place. My prayers were answered though... The head of Microsoft Mines thought my Kidney stones were rare silicone pieces that he could use for the Kinect. He took them and said that they would be perfect for new memory storage. I was conditionally released from the mines and to a low budget Swahili hospital for my lost Kidney. The condition that got me out was to continue making kidney stone memory chips for the Kinect for the rest of my life, or else Microsoft mines would come back for me. I still have that kids legs.

And your listing being able to play COD as a accomplishment? Not that you were able to get a CONSOLE to play all those awesome games on? How again is destiny, one game de crediting what you personally accomplished? Tho for the long read i give you 6/10 for trying.

Realistically a fat teenage white kid with hot pocket cheese stuck on his greasy pimpled face sitting in front of a Mac laptop with dirty poop stained underwear not listening to his massive mother calling for him to get in the car to go eat lunch with their one uncle at Applebees.

I wonder if your brother would have turned out to be a whiny bitch also, if not, why couldn't it ha e been you who died?

[quote]You see, I'm from the depths of the congo i didnt even learn to speak english until i was 15 and even then it was intermittent with clicks.[/quote]This is just factually, culturally and morally [b]wrong[/b] on so many levels... ...And yet, when I read it, I nearly doused my monitor (and the guy in the cube across from me) with soda... ...Guess that means I'm going to hell...

You should have said you were Middle Eastern, or Eastern European. Africa is too 90's.

Weren't you 13 yesterday? With divorced parents and awesome presents?

Stop whining.

Classy.

You are like a young long face at this point.