[quote]You see, I'm from the depths of the congo i didnt even learn to speak english until i was 15 and even then it was intermittent with clicks.[/quote]This is just factually, culturally and morally [b]wrong[/b] on so many levels...
...And yet, when I read it, I nearly doused my monitor (and the guy in the cube across from me) with soda...
...Guess that means I'm going to hell...
English
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*click click* hello *click* I am *click* from ze *click* depths of *click* the *click click click* congo. Read it out loud like you speak Swahili.
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Sitting in my cubicle, reading this out loud. JFC man, I am dead. dead dead dead. Call the funeral home make ALL the arrangements I am -blam!-ing DEAD.
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Lmao that poor soda
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Not bad man. I dunno how many jimmies you rustled this time, but this one definitely gets my Coke™-soaked seal of approval...