>The friendzone isn't real >The friendzone is an imaginary concept designed to make women seem like "bitches" for not sleeping with entitled, self-proclaimed "nice guys" >Women don't owe you sex just because you're nice to them >If you get mad because a woman won't have sex with you "even though you were nice to her," you're not a nice guy >Imagine how she feels, thinking that maybe for once she'd met a "nice" guy who would be a good friend, only to find out he just wanted to get in her pants >[i]Women don't owe you sex just because you're nice to them[/i]

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How to get laid, brought to you by "the porn guy". There are two methods. I am not endorsing either of them in particular, I'm simply providing information and reducing this whole hot mess to its bare essentials. It reads very clinical and impersonal, but unfortunately, that's the only way some of these betas are ever going to get it. [b][u]METHOD 1: Cash[/u][/b] [b]1[/b] - Select a girl whom you find attractive. [b]2[/b] - Pay her. [b]3[/b] - Get laid. [b]Advantages[/b] - No bullshit. If you have the money, you get the sex. [b]Disadvantages[/b] - No passion. She is doing it for the money. She doesn't care about you. [u][b]METHOD 2: Personality[/b][/u] [b]1 [/b]- Select a girl whom you find attractive. [b]2[/b] - Treat her like a normal f*cking person, except make sure she knows that you're attracted to her. (Don't skip that part. It's important.) [b]3[/b] - Get laid. [b]Advantages[/b] - A real connection with real passion and the real possibility that she will actually [i]come back to you for more[/i], of her own accord, i.e. without you doing anything. [b]Disadvantages[/b] - You have to spend time with her for this to work. It's not instant gratification. Now, there's something very important to note about [b]METHOD 2[/b]. When I say "treat her like a normal f*cking person", I mean exactly that. I don't mean tip your fedora in her direction and tell her how much you respect her. That's not how you'd treat a normal f*cking person, that's just how you treat women for some stupid reason. TREAT HER LIKE A NORMAL F*CKING PERSON. If she's funny, laugh. If she makes a good point, agree. If she does something impressive, praise her. BUT ALSO. If she makes you angry, get mad. If she does something stupid, let her know. If she pushes your limits, remind her of them. No woman will ever respect you if you don't call her out on her bullshit, and if she doesn't respect you, she won't sleep with you, unless you resort to [b]METHOD 1[/b]. That's it. No seriously, that's it. Expensive gifts, unwarranted praise, and all that other bullshit is [b]completely unnecessary[/b] to getting laid. Now don't get me wrong. If you love her, it's okay to give her something nice every now and then. It's okay to tell her she's beautiful, or that you're glad you found her, or that you're thankful for her love. But don't make it a habit. These are gifts. They should be presented to her as such. If you're constantly showering her with that shit, then she will come to expect it from you, and then you've gone and f*cked yourself good because you can't possibly satisfy her when she wants more all the time. Just have some common sense, guys. Women are complicated, but they're not that difficult to satisfy. inb4misogyny Nothing I have said is misogynist. I love women. It's basic common sense and human psychology.

Everything is backwards. What is life?

I don't understand this at all. You blatantly [i]assume[/i] that no man can actually love you for who you are. "They just want sex". What a pigeon hole that is.

As a female I like guys that are nice, and smart. Why would I want to be with a guy that only wants me for sex? This doesn't apply to all women, so people can't follow this advice.

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Cool story bro. [spoiler]NOT!!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]

Shit. Now I want a chimichanga.

This is my story but before I start please no hate. Let's begin 5th grade year I walk in my classroom and I see my friends talking so I go meet up with them the basic what's up bro how's it goin and so on and I see a really cute girl at my friends pod so I make it a mission to get to know her and become friends but later I found out all three of us liked her and thought she was pretty and she knew it and she also knew that choosing either one of us would ruin our friend ship so she friend zoned us all and I was relitivley ok with that but my friends weren't so as 2 and a half years pass I'm still friends with her or(Maddy) and we love messing around and playfully joking and pranking each other and as we move through the years we find that what we were looking for was right and front of us and one thing led to another and a few slow dances together at school dances we started dating. Now if you made it this far through the story you are a trooper but on this note I wanted to say the friend zone isn't bad that is where you will really find the person you have been looking for after all. And by the time you start a more intiment relationship you will find that you love each other more because you know each other like best friends

girls secretly want to be dominated by a man. they pretend like they're all independent & "i don't need no man", but really they want to be submissive and serve the cock. they'll deny it all day, but it's true. it's genetics. also, it's no coincidence why they're all crazed over 50 shades.

OP's definition of "jerk" is very different than mine. When I think "why would someone date a 'jerk' like that?" Im not thinking about the "jerk" that is romantically honest about their feels, in the positive light op describes. I'm thinking of the jerk who violently flips out over dumb, trivial things that don't even matter. Who cheats. Repeatedly, and obviously. Who doesn't have a job and doesn't care that they aren't contributing. Who spends all their money on drugs. Etc. You want to date someone like that? Tell you what. Fine go ahead. You don't owe me jack. Obviously. But 1) don't expect me to sit and listen to you "vent" about something you're not even motivated to fix. Endlessly. 2) don't expect me to get emotionally attached to you enough to feel pain when you inevitably ALLOW your life to get -blam!-ed in more ways than one, by someone who even Hellen Keller would have immediately noticed was an open festering sore on satans taint. When you make the choice to let a total scumbag be, literally, one of the biggest pillars of your life not only do I question your judgement but I pretty much accept that disaster is inevitable and that you won't let anyone save you. Notice this is gender neutral.

Girls like jerks. [b]Women[/b] like nice guys.