Not really mad at me, but today my algebra 2 teacher asked me a question, which I answered correctly. She said I was wrong and asked another person, who answered the same way as me, and she told them they were right.

I pretended to be sick one day so I could get out of school. My friend was also sick, so he pretended to be my girlfriend's dad to get her out of school. We borrowed my friend's dad's car, and spent the day on the town. The principal was chasing us the whole time, but he never caught us. It was the best!

My 7th grade science teacher was soooo against me throughout the whole year (but i still made good grades, cuz i iz a genius). It all started when some random fem student asked her why it seemed like the moon followed her as she went on car rides with her parents. The teacher explained it could be caused by the rotation of the moon matching the rotation of the Earth in accordance to the direction they were driving. Being the curious student that i was, i raised my hand and asked if it was instead because of the distance between the earth and the moon, which would make the moon seem stagnant in the fast moving background of trees, roads, houses, mountains, etc. She tried to shoot me down, but I continued on with asking how it seems like the moon is following no matter which direction you're driving, at different speeds, at different times of the day. She had no answer and only reiterated her own explanation. She didnt even try to explain how i was wrong, she was just always right. This was the first of many moments i asked such "critical thinking" questions to her. I admit, some of them were a bit sarcastic, but most of them were inquisitive. And she had it out for me ever since. (Bish even tried to accuse me of trying to cheat on various tests, even my SAT) i passed her class easily, but it was ridiculous.

Teacher is making fun of kids Mohawk and hair gel in 6th grade. "You have so much gel In your hair I bet your Mohawk stays stiff in the shower! Hahah" me "That's not the only thing that stays stiff in the shower" everyone laughs. Teacher beats my ass. Everyone laughs.

He was teaching us CPR and he told me to call 911 and I replied "you're not my dad!" And he walked me out of the classroom

Got detention for a joke I made up. It was in 9th grade drama and the teacher said he would say the first part of a joke and we had 10 minutes to come up with the punchline (was supposed to teach up joke and improv structure). The joke was " what did the female pig say to the male pig?". As you can imagine, most were really lame answers and unimaginative. He can to me and asked his question, then got mad at me when I responded "the female pig said put your pork between my chops". The class busted out laughing but he was fuming

The administrators, a couple teachers, some parents, some students, my high school principal and NYPD got mad at me for getting separated/lost on a New York field trip. One of the students in the group didn't like me and told one of the chaperones that I was ahead with another group when I was actually still in the shower in the hotel. Then she texted me and said the teacher told me to get on the subway by myself (I should mention I'm a girl from SC and had never seen a subway, I was also 15 at the time) and meet up with them at Times Square, but the teacher actually said for me to stay in the hotel cause they were sending a chaperone to get me. When I wasn't at the hotel when the chaperone get there they called NYPD because I couldn't get service on my phone while on the subway. I somehow got a text from a different girl saying "they're calling the cops" while on the subway but that was it. I started crying and had no idea where I was going, a British couple helped me find them though. Obviously no one believed that the girl did that to me, they wouldn't even look at the messages on my phone. They believed I ran off to go shopping. It caused a lot of drama between the girls, they all started fighting with each other, one locked herself in the bathroom and threatened to cut herself (she already struggled with this), one chaperone called me in their room by myself and accused me of smoking cigarettes in the hotel room, and one mother and daughter left at 2 am that night and took a flight home. I wasn't allowed on any more field trips in high school and had to drop the program because everyone including the teacher hated me afterwards. That's what I get for joining a Fine Arts magnet program in high school. That girl shed a couple tears and everyone believed her, it wasn't because her parents single handedly paid for the program or anything of course not. It was really, [i]really[/i]stupid. Lol

I can't remember if I already posted in here or not so I'm gonna post again. While this doesn't really relate to a teacher it does relate to school. When I was in the second grade I was playing tag with friends at recess. I told one of them "I'm gonna get you!" and chased after them as fast as I could and fell before getting them. When I got up to dust myself off a lunch monitor grabbed me by the back of my coat and took me down to the office and complained that I was trying to hurt other students. So, my principal had to take me down to my friends class to ask him if I chased him. He said yes, but we were just playing tag. The lunch monitor asked if I said I was going to get him, he said yes, and my principal sighed and said he had to suspend me for the rest of the day. For playing tag. And I never even caught him. [spoiler]I am still "it" to this day.[/spoiler]

In health when we watched a video of a woman giving birth, and the girl next to me who I guess was squeamish fainted and I caught her...in a very awkward position. The teacher yells at me for molesting her, all the guys hate me, all the girls think I'm a pervert, and the girl was the only person not to get mad at me. FML.

She didnt really get mad at me but: This d[b]ick[/b] was punching me in the balls ALOT (dont ask me why) and i got hit in the head with a tennis ball, the d[b]ick[/b] said "who threw that, i want to thank him" I was crying at the time because it bloody hurt, but without even thinking i went over and (because the guy had long hair) i pulled on his hair as hard as i could He ended up crying on the floor He goes to tell the teacher Teacher comes over I say my side of things She said it was justified I liked her

My seventh grade science teacher tried to flunk me for no reason. My work went missing and she "didn't know where it went" I took pictures of every assignment before I turned it in, and then I showed her the pictures. She said that she never got them. Then, I made 2 copies of my homework one time and when she "lost" one, I turned the other one in and somehow got an F. I ended up telling the principle and she got fired. Then I got moved to a really cool teacher.

I didn't get in "trouble" but it was still funny. So, i wad in grade 2 and we were doing this kinds of animals thing (mammals, reptiles, amphibians etc.) and the teacher put us in groups for each kind of animal and we had to find pictures in magazines or something, i was in the amphibian group. So there i am putting down names and pictures of like frogs and stuff when a kid in my group says to put down a crocodile, and i say that it isn't an amphibian it is a reptile. He/she (cant remember) asks the Education Assistant (EA, for later references) and she says that a crocodile and turtle are both amphibians. Then me and her get into a 10 minute argument about whether its an amphibian or a reptile. I finally just say (pretty loud) something like, fine get it wrong, she then gives me a glare. Then well obviously we got it wrong and i went up to her and said that i told her so. And then we were given the marks. That was my story about an stupid EA.

I tend to draw album covers in my free time, usually going off my phone while I listen to that album on repeat. There was one, I can't supply an image yet because my service is garbage and it won't load, but it was the Foo Fighters debut album. Basically, it's a raygun. That doesn't exist. Teacher lost her shit and didn't even ask what it was supposed to be.

In 6th grade, we had 9 people at our lunch table (max was 8), and the lunch lady comes over and gets mad at my friend, and he has to move tables so he is sitting by himself. So me and a few other people go over to sit by him, because we had just had a "friendship" assembly. Then the lunch lady gets mad at us for moving tables and we get sent to the principals office. Long Story short, he was pissed that the lunch lady wasted his time and then he let us go with Popsicles. Suck my grape Popsicle lunch lady!