Got detention for a joke I made up. It was in 9th grade drama and the teacher said he would say the first part of a joke and we had 10 minutes to come up with the punchline (was supposed to teach up joke and improv structure). The joke was " what did the female pig say to the male pig?". As you can imagine, most were really lame answers and unimaginative. He can to me and asked his question, then got mad at me when I responded "the female pig said put your pork between my chops". The class busted out laughing but he was fuming