So today 10/30/2014 i was blessed with another exotic weapon but to my ill met surprise it was a universal remote. You may wonder why i would be upset with any exotic weapon gifted to me through pure rng, well this is not my first Universal remote but my [u]FOURTH[/u]. I feel that i have been cursed. Every time i open my vault to stash some of my new found loot i am eyed down by three jesters and the trophy from my first completion of the vault if glass. I would like to make a formal request to bungie that i be compensated for the insult thrust upon me through my "good fortune". I am willing to give up three of the four universal remotes in exchange for the last word, the exotic weapon i have been dreaming of since i first laid eyes on it. If you would kindly make them disappear and leave me a nicely wrapped present with the postmaster i would be forever grateful. In short: to my trained eye this junker... is a junker. Thank you, BADxAttitUDEx