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12/21/2018 10:46:29 PM
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I'm sorry to do this to you, but I have a 75-year plan to non-violently erase humanity from the globe.
Y1: Develop affordable, reliable birth control device.
Y2: Convince Catholic church to permit its use.
Y3: Pass legislation in all countries to require that all would-be parents must spend one week with a newborn, one week with a two-year-old, and one week with a teenager.
Y4-Y75: Watch as all would-be parents decide not to have children. With no new humans being born, humanity dies off.
Y76: Cockroaches inherit the planet.
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I’ll have beaten you to it, no would-be parents if there is no food for said would-be parents
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That involves actively killing people, or at least causing them death. My way is better: everyone lives a long, healthy life, and dies of natural causes. No one killed, no one hurt, no one tormented. Just a clean and humane disruption of the circle of life.
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That’s not as entertaining tho
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But infinitely more stylish. Any thug can kill. Initiating an Extinction Level Event where the eradicated species serves willingly as the instrument of its own annihilation... that's panache that would make even Lex Luthor envious.
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Eh, I prefer a gulag
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Philistine.
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[quote]Soviet.[/quote] Fixed
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Uchhh. Worse.
