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Edited by Liam_the_Censor:
12/22/2018 1:02:11 AM
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Allow me to explain my 10 year plan to become world dictator
So for my first year (which I have already completed) I work a minimum wage job to get the proletariat on my side when I announce my plans to establish communism. Years 2-5 will consist of gaining public attention and making fake enemies to challenge me. Years 6-9 will consist of taking down said enemies and evading the government. Year 10 will be when I establish myself as world dictator.
I do need ministers to help with running the new world order however so here are some positions you can sign up for:
FadlessLand696: Gulag Minister
Agriculture Minister (taking away the crops from the farmers)
LZ001: Minister of Justice
Ring-Leader77: Minister of population
Shrek: Minister of Memes
Bopsheezi: Minister of Reminding Everyone Traps Are (well I don’t want to say it or I’ll get banned)
Agent Smith: Minister of Agent Smiths
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#Offtopic
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My plan: 1, make friends with my enemies 2, make friends with my friends enemies 3, take my friends income knowing that he/she will do nothing as to please my other friend 4, repeat 1-3 5, sever all connections with friends 6, collapse friends countries 7, occupy the resulting space 8, sap the resources 9, repeat 1-8 10, Purge all heretics for the Emperor!
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Edited by Mr Tacos: 12/24/2018 1:43:14 AMOk... back up plan... If anyone says no, slap them until they say yes Guarantee this will be faster than politics
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1 Replycommituistī prōditiō adversam Rōmam.
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5 RepliesCan I be the duck?
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8 RepliesI'm sorry to do this to you, but I have a 75-year plan to non-violently erase humanity from the globe. Y1: Develop affordable, reliable birth control device. Y2: Convince Catholic church to permit its use. Y3: Pass legislation in all countries to require that all would-be parents must spend one week with a newborn, one week with a two-year-old, and one week with a teenager. Y4-Y75: Watch as all would-be parents decide not to have children. With no new humans being born, humanity dies off. Y76: Cockroaches inherit the planet.
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2 RepliesI’ll be boopshezzi that sounds like the easiest government job judging by its description
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2 RepliesBruh, you can't have an Orwellian society without a Ministry of Truth!
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I'll take agriculture so I can poison my enemies
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1 ReplyDo you get banned for saying gay now?
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3 RepliesI would serve under you faithfully as minister of population. [spoiler]I also come packaged with certain...political...benefits...[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesJust out of curiosity, what will be the official cookie of this new regime?
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Far too complex. Heres my 4 part plan: 1) Don't talk about The Plan. 2) DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE PLAN. 3) Something interesting happens 4) PROFIT!!!
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... Well just remember... [spoiler]you are only a pawn[/spoiler] [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Memes
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Edited by LZ2001: 12/21/2018 3:40:59 AMI'll be minister of justice if your lordship will have me.
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2 RepliesGulag
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2 RepliesCan I handle the Beeps? [spoiler]Beep[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesAs minister of traps, would I have to look at traps?
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1 ReplyCan I be minister of Doors?
