*lots of Guardians sat in a chapel, wearing their best armour (can't be looking scruffy in Church now!)* *me, a pasty white guy in Priest robes appears, but has the voice of a black man* ahem. good morning, my brothers and sisters, to this sermon. I'll keep it short as I know many of you have to do the work of our lord and saviour RNGsus, so today I will recite with you the Ten Commandments bestowed upon us by the lord. please turn to page 1337 in your RNBible. *everyone turns pages* 1. Thou shalt not cry nerf. 2. Thou shalt not Teabag without consent. 3. Thou shalt not proclaim one class as above the others; we are all equal in the eyes of our lord and saviour RNGsus. 4. Thou shalt show respect to new Guardians, for their roads are long and weary, just like ours was. 5. Thou shalt not worship the Devil that is Master Rahool, and shall deny him if he asks you unto temptation. 6. Thou shalt not claim Xur as a false god. he is still one of RNGsus' flock, nothing more, but blessed he is among us. 7. Thou shalt strike back against the Darkness that haunts our worlds, and is the work of the Cryptarch. 8. Thou shalt not claim they earned their blessings through work alone; it is the will of RNGsus that blesses us all. 9. thou Shalt not grief other Guardians, less they be in the Crucible, or acting like an imbecile 10. all shall have fun in the name of RNGsus, for that is his wish. Amen. can I get a HAAALELUUUJAH!? *everyone HAALELLUJAHS* that concludes today's service. please don't be afraid to leave a Strange Coin in the collection Plate, we need a new roof after the Cryptarch-devil struck it with lightning. "shoot straight and true, for he who sprays and prays is a scrublord" - RNGsus quote, verse 13:37 Church Edit: 20 of you have shown true faith in RNGsus! HALLELUUJAH Church Edit 2: TRENDING! HAAAALELUUUJAH! Another Church Edit: one of our flock, ArchNinja64, would like us to remember the prayer to our lord and saviour, and so I will place it here: RNGsus, hallowed be thy name. Thy digits come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in the Tower. Give us this day our daily shards. And forgive us our dismantles, as we forgive those who have dismantled before us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the Cryptarch. For thine is the loot table, the engrams, and the luck, forever and ever. Amen. Church edit again: over 200 likes! thankyou, my brothers and sisters! haven't been able to do the lords work due to terrible internet connection, so this has really cheered me up! GJALLARLUJAH! and may everyone be blessed by the Lord! Final Church Edit: 300 likes oh mah lawd!! RNGsus smiles upon each and every one of you, may you all be blessed with the Exotic you desire! this priest is off to sleep, I will respond to further comments tomorrow. I must be up early tomorrow. been trending for ages! GJALLALUJAHH!